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		<title>moving&#8230; again</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 02:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i don&#8217;t like free wordpress (hosted wordpress is lovely) so i&#8217;m moving the blog again. http://panicanddosomethingstupid.blogspot.com/ thanks for your patience! Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=935&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>germs. bare feet. nightmares.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 04:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the little weeb at mcdonalds playland.  both kids love it and why not.  for me it&#8217;s a nightmare.  besides being mcdonalds, it&#8217;s full of kid germs AND barenaked feet!  ew ew ew. in high school some cheerleaders got foot fungi from the floor in the gym.  since then i am very super plus terrified of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=933&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>no!  ok! no!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 08:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i was playing with the camera and accidentally got this perfect shot of the little guys signature tantrum face.  complete with wringing hands.  with horrible exposure. Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=929&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>chasing a bird</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 16:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>copy cat</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 04:49:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[soooo since i have so enjoyed my friend alison&#8217;s daily photo on her blog i&#8217;ve decided to copy her.  why come up with a good idea when you can just copy your creative friend! today.  cade asleep in his car seat in the house.  why is this such a great photo?  i don&#8217;t think cade [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=918&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>public service announcement</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 02:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[a few facts: i am not a republican i am probably a democrat i am a mormon i am not going to hell just in case you didn&#8217;t understand, ALL those facts, are in fact, facts. Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=916&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>sunshine</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 04:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sunshine i love you  i love you more than my most melancholy song, more than the hum of my little heater, more than the crack of paper-thin ice  i love you more than the smell of expensive paper, my babies head, and the crisp smell of hotel air conditioners  i love you more than dr [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=912&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #28</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 15:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Habitation Marriage is not a house or even a tent it is before that, and colder: The edge of the forest, the edge of the desert                the unpainted stars at the back where we squat outside, eating popcorn where painfully and with wonder at having survived even this [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=868&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>oh-my-goodness</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 18:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  i don&#8217;t know who, but SOMEONE is making these for me for my birthday. instructions here Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=908&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #21</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 15:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It takes great courage to see the world in all its tainted glory, and still to love it. And even more courage to see it in the one you love&#8221;  — Oscar Wilde (An Ideal Husband) Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=905&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #20</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 18:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hurricane Cupid -Rebecca Cressman Wasatch Woman, Jan Feb 2007 I didn&#8217;t learn about true love from poetry, professors, or pundits either. I learned about real love while on the job. If you ask me, Cupid isn&#8217;t as good of a shot as he should be.  And, what more can we expect?  Really, he&#8217;s only a small cherub.  The [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=901&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #19</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[because i love my kiddles too&#8230; Apron strings  Hanging empty crazy things  My body tells me  I want someone to tie to my  Apron strings Apron strings  Waiting for you pretty things  That I could call you  I want someone to tie to my  Lonely apron strings.  Your baby looks just like you when you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=886&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #18</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:45:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[bits of love, name that movie edition&#8230; That&#8217;s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they&#8217;d call them something else I wonder how many people never get the one they want, but end up with the one they&#8217;re supposed to have  Dont say we aren&#8217;t right for each other, the way i see [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=884&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #17</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[love is not love which alters when it alteration finds, or bends with the remover to remove oh no!  it is an ever-fixed mark -shakespeare    you know it&#8217;s a mad mission under difficult conditions not everybody makes it to the loving cup it&#8217;s a mad mission but i got the ambition mad mad mission, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=865&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #16</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/02/16/bits-of-love-16/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 15:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;janet, you rock my world.&#8221;  -cliff &#8220;nobody thought we would do this.  nobody thought it would work&#8221; &#8220;you just described every great success story .&#8221; &#8220;You break his heart, I break your face. &#8220; &#8220;If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it&#8217;s, well, broken. &#8220; &#8221; I&#8217;m too tired not to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=863&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #15</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/02/15/bits-of-love-15/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 15:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[happy birthday ethan I don&#8217;t get many things right the first time In fact, I am told that a lot Now I know all the wrong turns, the stumbles and falls Brought me here And where was I before the day That I first saw your lovely face? Now I see it everyday And I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=887&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>for the single ladies&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/02/14/for-the-single-ladies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 15:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;because most of the single guys are total ass-hats.   ladies (alyssa, heather) may this be your year. This years’ love had better last  Heaven knows it&#8217;s high time  And I&#8217;ve been waiting on my own too long  But when you hold me like you do  It feels so right  I start to forget  How [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=882&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>and i thought nobody read my blog</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/02/13/and-i-thought-nobody-read-my-blog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 15:55:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sooo since hallmark has taken the time to reply, i should admit my house is pretty full of hallmark decor. especially during christmas, and my parent&#8217;s house kind of looks like a hallmark store.  when my aunt sends the musical cards to my boys they carry them around for a week, including bedtime. i still [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=894&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #13</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 15:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m out.  seriously.  so please comment with a lovely love bit. Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=897&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bad taste, hallmark</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 05:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so&#8230; is anyone else very bugged by the valentines hallmark commercial?  three girls at lunch at school, the first one pulls out a very cute apple with heart stickers on it, the second pulls out a heart shaped sandwich and the third girl (who&#8217;s mom obviously loves her enough to spend zero time on the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=892&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #12</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/02/12/bits-of-love-13/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 15:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i thought about the internal relaxation you feel when someone says &#8220;i know&#8221;, and you believe them.  -elizabeth berg parting is all we know of heaven and all we need of hell -emily dickinson if you have it you don&#8217;t need anything else, and if you don&#8217;t have it, it doesn&#8217;t matter much what else [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=861&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #11</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 15:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so we&#8217;re ok, we&#8217;re fine, baby i&#8217;m here to stop your crying chase all the ghosts from your head, i&#8217;m stronger than a monster beneath your bed smarter than the tricks played on your heart we&#8217;ll look at them together then we&#8217;ll take them apart adding up the total of a love that&#8217;s true multiply [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=857&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #10</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/02/10/bits-of-love-10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[one part of me just wants to tell you everything one part just needs the quiet how can i hold the part of me only you can carry? it needs the strength i haven&#8217;t found -glen phillips   I (my skin leaks) am seeking (and my soul is soggy) shelter. -kari brown child   i [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=855&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>from the archives</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/02/09/from-the-archives/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:26:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[taken from my very old blog at janebejane Feb 9, 1998 i am trying to figure out what that feeling in the center of my chest is.  is it the pleasant feeling of knowing how much he loves me, or is it the surprising rush of love that i suddenly feel for him?  of course, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=834&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #9</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[love is like wildflowers, it is often found in the most unlikely places. to love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.  -francois mauriac at the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.  -plato the hardest thing to wait for is your first kiss. a man may be said to love most truly [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=853&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #8</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/02/08/bits-of-love-8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 15:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Give me my Romeo: and, when he shall die, Take him and cut him out in little stars, 24 And he will make the face of heaven so fine That all the world will be in love with night, And pay no worship to the garish sun. -Shakespeare love,    the breaking of your soul [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=851&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #7</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/02/07/bits-of-love-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 15:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;ve got a lot of these, so i&#8217;m going to start doubling up.  two bits each day. nothing false and possible is love (who&#8217;s imagined, therefore limitless) love&#8217;s to giving as to keepings give; as yes is to if, love is to yes -ee cummings you set up your place in my thoughts moved in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=849&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #6</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/02/06/bits-of-love-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 15:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I loved you &#8211; and my  love, I think, was stronger Than to be quite extinct within me yet; But let it not distress you any longer; I would not have you feel the least regret. I loved you bare of hope and expression, By turns with jealousy and shyness sore; I love you with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=847&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #5</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/02/05/bits-of-love-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Getting on With It When the heart stops oozing blood and the outpouring is clear as water (so to speak) then you know you&#8217;ve turned the corner and will be well. When you look inward and all the pathways are no longer dark but clearly lighted and shine like transparent drinking straws then you know [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=845&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ikea is brilliant</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/02/05/ikea-is-brilliant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 07:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[{although it seems i am not, spelled brilliant without the a- fixed now} i AM 80% (well, technically 50%, but the 50% from my mother&#8217;s side is a little unclear so 30% from her is a strong possibility) scandinavian and absolutely 0% country.   find your style Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=879&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>matchmaker</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/02/04/matchmaker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 06:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[interesting article at Today&#8217;s Mama.  Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Kelly Pratt. &#8220;Regardless of your current circumstances, take a minute with your spouse or partner to determine your organizing style and to see how you match up. You’ll find helpful hints for making your styles mesh in the information that follows. &#8220; i am a B and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=877&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #4</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[your subconscious knows when it&#8217;s encountered another who&#8217;s impining on your life, your love.  it stands to attention striking the air with a knowing finger.  ah, it says, let&#8217;s see&#8230; and it waits while you go on loving.  telling yourself this peculiar state is the common state of being&#8230; -barbara neil Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=843&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #3</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 15:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;from desire i stagger toward                 enjoyment, and getting that i languish again                for desire. -john wolfgang goethe   desire, even in it&#8217;s widest tantrums, can neither persuade me it is love nor stop me from wishing it were -w h auden [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=841&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>age 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=873&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love #2</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 15:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i touch you and your skin enjoys           the keen outlines of pleasure which          my hands devise -jon montefiore Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=839&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bits of love</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 05:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[my anniversary is feb 28th, my husband&#8217;s birthday is feb 15th. so. how about a bit of love, a little quote each day in feb?   #1 we all go about longing for love; it is the first need or our natures, the first prayer of our hearts; but we dare not utter our longing: [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=837&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>100 things about me</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/01/31/100-things-about-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 06:34:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i am a little too cautious about eating expired food i heart babysteals.com tv characters i&#8217;d like to be: sarah walker, supernanny, macgyver tv characters i am: marge simpson, christine kimball campbell, liz lemon, pam beesley i ain&#8217;t got time or the attention span for proper speling or grammar i have two kids. both c-section. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=828&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>wow.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 07:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from coolmompicks.com Breaking news &#8211; CPSIA delayed! Your amazing efforts made a difference According to today&#8217;s most excellent release from the Consumer Products Safety Commission, the CPSC has done the only common sense thing it could have done, and granted a one year stay of testing and certification requirements until February 10, 2010 Which means&#8230; whoo! Commissioner [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=826&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>notmama</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 05:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[today i am cheating and quoting my sister, primarily because this little guy is my little guy and would you just look how adorable he is!  don&#8217;t you want to squish his face?  i&#8217;m scheduling appointments, let me know when you&#8217;re free to squish. &#8220;A couple of weeks ago I went to Utah for a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=821&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>new years resolutions in tiny bites</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/01/28/new-years-resolutions-in-tiny-bites/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 06:37:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[goal for february. don&#8217;t die. seriously that&#8217;s it.  i don&#8217;t have the energy for much more than that.  and really, it&#8217;s a good place to be.  just appreciating life as it is, not expecting more, happy with what is. so, february, i&#8217;m ready. Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=818&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>shhhhhhh</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 06:27:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[don&#8217;t tell ethan. i think i want a dog. if you know me right now you&#8217;re laughing, hard. i don&#8217;t like dogs, cats, birds, fish, frogs, hamsters etc etc. well, i shouldn&#8217;t put it that way.  i don&#8217;t hate animals, i&#8217;m not mean to them.  i just think if you are going to have a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=808&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>overheard</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[scene: in the car, sean hannity fills the air grouchy wife: i&#8217;m sorry, i love you, but i only sean hannity 3 minutes love you. changes station husband: what? when have i made you listen to sean hannity? grouchy wife: well, never husband:  it&#8217;s only been maybe a minute grouchy wife: then you have two [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=810&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>january sucks butt</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/01/26/january-sucks-butt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 05:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[apparently today i am 3 (see title). i&#8217;m looking for heat people. i am freezing my white january butt off here. i got a peek at the gas bill (on accident, since it&#8217;s recently been proven my sanity cannot handle seeing the bills, ethan has been keeping them from me to save us both from [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=806&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i AM a rabbit!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 06:11:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rabbit Outlook for 2009 Rabbit 1903, 1915, 1927, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999 Rabbit Overview The past year may have provided the Rabbit with many challenges and difficult situations, but this year will be a relief. The Rabbit has a very favorable outlook this year. Though it is not part of your usual plan, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=802&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>quick! dinner</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 06:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[and you can get all the ingredients at costco! 1 pizza crust* pesto cooked chicken thinly sliced apples crasins feta pine nuts (toasted) mozzarella pile it on, cook it for 15-20 min and enjoy! *you can buy cooked frozen pizza crusts at costco, just ask at the deli. side note, i missed blogging yesterday, so [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=799&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>dwight is right</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 04:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dwight Schrute:            [talking about their plans at Prince Family Paper] Then we meet at the Denny&#8217;s and we compare notes. Michael Scott:            No. No, I never said Denny&#8217;s. IHOP. Dwight Schrute:            No. I said Denny&#8217;s you know how I feel about IHOP Michael Scott:            Ohh don&#8217;t start&#8211; Dwight Schrute:            Socialist. Michael Scott:            I don&#8217;t&#8211; I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=797&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>a wall of windows</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/01/22/a-wall-of-windows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:07:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i watched the incredibles for the 1000th time today,  of all the movies my kids watch i prefer the incredibles.  i am so in love with the parr&#8217;s house, apparently inspired by Eichler.  I especially love the kitchen.  long spacious counter tops, a wall of windows to look out above the sink and shelves and storage space [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=788&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>winter dawn is the color of metal</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/01/21/winter-dawn-is-the-color-of-metal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 04:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i think sylvia plath and i had the same opinion of january&#8230; I can taste the tin of the sky &#8212; the real tin thing. Winter dawn is the color of metal, The trees stiffen into place like burnt nerves. All night I have dreamed of destruction, annihilations &#8212; An assembly-line of cut throats, and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=786&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>help me understand…</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/01/20/help-me-understand%e2%80%a6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;minivans.  i know what you’re thinking; you think i want you to explain to me why anyone would want to own one.  wrong, i want you to explain to me why you wouldn’t want one.  whaaaaaaaaaat?  yeah, i want a minvan, and i am not in any way frumpy, lazy, un-cool or from provo.   i [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=771&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>yes we did</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/01/20/yes-we-did/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:51:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=776&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>world&#8217;s worst host</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/01/19/worlds-worst-host/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[my sister flew home today after visiting us for just a few short days.  i got a cold the day she came, it ended the day she left.  coincidence?  i think not! ok, not really…  am i the only one who has twice as many colds as last year?  and this cough!  good grief!   Posted [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=768&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>help help help. also, help</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/01/18/help-help-help-also-help/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:54:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[has anyone potty trained a boy?  successfully? we started with elliott in august, we&#8217;re still working on it.  does anyone have any helpful tips?  what worked for you, what didn&#8217;t?  we&#8217;re almost desperate, not yet.  most mamas i talk to tell me it&#8217;s a long haul. also, poop.  funny word, not funny cleanup. Posted in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=766&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>also curing the january doldrums</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/01/17/also-curing-the-january-doldrums/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 04:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from the ohsolovely stephmodo Is it just me or has it been a tough two weeks? Jan 1 &#8211; Jan 14 seemed a bit dreary. Could&#8217;ve been the weather. Could&#8217;ve been just me. Who knows? But, I do know that I&#8217;m finally out of it thanks to a few proactive measures. In case you were [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=764&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>let&#8217;s try this again</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/01/16/lets-try-this-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hello all!  i&#8217;m back to blogging and had a goal to post everyday in january, clearly that hasn&#8217;t happened.  BUT tomorrow is a new day so i&#8217;ll start blogging something every day for 30 days!  can you believe it?  daily entertainment for 30 days! Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=759&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>high fidelity</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/01/07/high-fidelity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 06:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=717&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>dessert</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/01/06/dessert/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:37:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i searched everywhere for this recipe yesterday.  some how both my mother and i lost it!  it is the ultimate hick dessert and it&#8217;s just called dessert.  don&#8217;t try and fancy it up, it&#8217;s perfect the way it is, spanish fork style. dessert 1c flour 1/2 stick butter 1/2 c nuts (see how awesome, it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=715&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>panic levels</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/01/05/panic-levels/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i have a new plan for us all.  i came up with it during the holidays (yes, i said the holidays and not christmas.  that is because i am not a big selfish jerk face).  the holidays that just past will now be referred to as the great and terrible holidays of 2008.  great because [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=711&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i hate winter</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/01/04/i-hate-winter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 05:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[yep.  totally.  the holidays are great, so i guess we need to keep november and december, but i think we should totally kick january and february out of the calendar year.  all gone, buh bye. seriously, what good are they?  cold, miserable, dark, long and depressing (especially february if you&#8217;re single), kill &#8216;em.  nobody will [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=708&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>sometimes i&#8217;m a good mom</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/01/03/sometimes-im-a-good-mom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 06:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[yes, everything on the plate is processed food.   except the cheese airplanes and really applesauce isn&#8217;t that bad.   and the hot dogs are kosher! anyhoo, the boys were overly excited to eat it and that&#8217;s the important thing.   *these plates are from friday night, nothing this fancy happened today! Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=706&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>and we&#8217;re back&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2009/01/02/and-were-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 06:18:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this year i am once again trying bite-sized resolutions.  not one for the whole year, just a tiny one each month. this month.  blog! waaaaaaay back in 1999 i started a blog at janebejane.com (don&#8217;t go there it&#8217;s not mine anymore).  since then it&#8217;s been a little off and on for me and blogging.  mostly [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=702&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How is the economy affecting you?</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/11/17/how-is-the-economy-affecting-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 06:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from TodaysMama.com! &#8220;Help a mama out and take our latest survey &#8212; (for mamas across the country). How is the economy affecting you and your holiday spending? Click Here to take survey. You can also win a $200 Amex Gift Card by participating. Thanks!&#8221; Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=700&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>$aving</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/11/16/aving/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this weekend i saved $654.23 got piles of clothes and shoes for parents and kiddles at the gap friends and family sale.  bill was $557.39, went down to $89.16 after coupons and such.    bought two of this britax carseat for $42  each, even though the price has now changed. what a deal!  makes me [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=698&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>wow</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/11/07/wow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the library of congress has a flickr photos stream.  i see hours of time being wasted&#8230; Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=697&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>this is why</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/11/04/this-is-why/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 05:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s the answer that led those who have been told for so long by so many to be cynical, and fearful, and doubtful of what we can achieve to put their hands on the arc of history and bend it once more toward the hope of a better day. Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=696&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/11/04/695/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Halloween!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/11/03/halloween/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 21:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=694&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>more giggles</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/10/31/more-giggles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 23:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>so much anger</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/10/30/so-much-anger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 06:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[everyone needs a good giggle. Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=692&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>when ads get awkward</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/10/27/when-ads-get-awkward/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[click to enlarge Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=691&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>studio 5</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/10/23/studio-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 04:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i have no desire to be on tv.  jana is tiny and professional, the clear choice. Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=690&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>hey utah mamas</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/10/23/hey-utah-mamas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[watch studio 5 today.  11 am. Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=689&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>fried</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/10/22/fried/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 04:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[me. i&#8217;m fried. at the end of each day i have a very hard time seeing what, if anything, i&#8217;ve accomplished. i&#8217;m not the only one right? i really hope i am the only one who is failing all day every day. note to self 3 years ago: hey stupid. if you think you can [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=688&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the start of a no good very bad day</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/10/16/the-start-of-a-no-good-very-bad-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[elliott: AAAAAAAAAAA mama:  what do you want? elliott:  AAAAAAAAAAA mama:  do you want breakfast? elliott: NOOOOOOOOO &#8211; DON&#8217;T SAY THAT!  DON&#8217;T SAY BREAKFAST! mama:  what do you want? elliott: I WANT BREAKFAST! Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=687&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>don&#8217;t mess with ethan</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/10/15/dont-mess-with-ethan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[don&#8217;t mess with ethan Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=686&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>note to self</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 01:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hopefully i am not the only mama who needs this tattooed to their forehead&#8230; emily, yes, there are dirty dishes crawling out of the sink.  get over it, there always will be.  tomorrow after the dishes are unloaded there will be more to load, and probably more in the afternoon, and perhaps, if you get [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=683&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>duh!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 23:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[we have a babysitter tonight and we are so excited! problem, where in the world are we going to eat? we want something little and cozy, not too $$$$ not too $. here i am searching all over the internet when duh, it hits me. eat your heart out at yourheartout.com! i really need to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=682&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>mr.mom</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[saturday ethan was mr. mom. he took care of the kiddles from morning until bedtime. they went to the motorcycle races and both boys dressed appropriately. bubby is wearing the ugliest shirt he owns and the weeb has baby legs on, under his shorts, that don&#8217;t match, with shoes that are too small. what cuties.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=681&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>potty training &#8211; ew</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/08/26/potty-training-ew/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[we started potty training bubby on saturday.  since he was so good about giving up his binky i thought this would go well.  silly me. the most frustrating part is not knowing how to react to his accidents.  anger?  reprimand? encouragement?  clearly i need to do more research. he doesn&#8217;t hate the idea, loves to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=679&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>teeeeee-veeeeee</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/08/25/teeeeee-veeeeee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[today directtv comes back to our home! in january we cancelled, to save a little money each month. at the time tv was bad. nothing good on because of the strike. but now- it&#8217;s back! i am so very excited. i know that probably makes me a bad person, since tv is so evil, but [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=678&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ethan</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/08/21/ethan-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i am<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=677&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>help help!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/08/20/help-help/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[we are going to potty train bubby this weekend.  he&#8217;s 3, we think it&#8217;s time and he needs to be ready for pre-school. so&#8230;.. any suggestions appreciated!  we&#8217;ve never done this before.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=676&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>summer!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/08/17/summer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[who&#8217;s ready for summer to be over? NOT ME! our weekend&#8230; family reunion&#8230;. &#8230;daddy did some fancy stuff in a black hawk helicopter&#8230; *and the weeb got drunk. apparently.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=675&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>nooooooooooooo!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/08/04/nooooooooooooo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i never got these right the last time they were popular. nooooooooooooooo katie. no! peg?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=674&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>oh good, i&#8217;ve read more than 6!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/07/31/oh-good-ive-read-more-than-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I stole this great idea from Meghan&#8217;s blog&#8230;The National Endowment for the arts estimates that the average adult has read only 6 of the top 100 books..How about you? 1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.2) Italicize those you intend to read.3) Star the books you LOVE. 1 Pride and Prejudice [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=673&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>get some summer</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/07/29/get-some-summer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[before summer is gone. looking for some brand new happy go lucky summer tunes? for free? if 3hive.com is not a daily visit you&#8217;re missing out on a lot. of free. i recommend the pop section for brainless happy cleaning the kitchen and running around in circles tunes. 3hive.com/pop/index.php remember sean boy walton? the most [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=672&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>babysteals on the news!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/babysteals-on-the-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 02:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>vacation?</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/vacation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 02:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am out of town visiting my sister and my youngest has been especially grouchy lately. So much so I noticed and so have my nieces and nephews. Overhead several times this week. Does the baby cry everyday?Do you think today will be the day he doesn&#8217;t cry?I haven&#8217;t heard the baby laugh once today.Do [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=670&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>danger boy</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/07/24/danger-boy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[how was your 4th?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=669&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>it&#8217;s funny to me</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/07/24/its-funny-to-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>my smarty pants guy</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/07/24/my-smarty-pants-guy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[mike and ethan.  working on the documentary in romania.  i haven&#8217;t seen him since July 11th.  i won&#8217;t see him for another week.  being on the other side of the world is total crap, but i am proud of him.  who travels around the world to make a documentary?  <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=667&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>fun with photo booth</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/07/24/fun-with-photo-booth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>apologies</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/07/24/apologies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sorry for the long break.  i&#8217;ve been spending a lot of time on my computer and the blog has suffered.   sorry!   i&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re all just dying for more-<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=665&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Momspit &#8211; Because You Know You&#8217;re Going To</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/07/23/momspit-because-you-know-youre-going-to/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:11:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because you know you&#8217;re going to spit on your kid. Every mom does it. Every kid hates it. What? You&#8217;ve never spit on your kid? Really? I bet your laundry is always put away and you use the reflection in your clean kitchen floor to just dust on a bit of blush, cause that&#8217;s all [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=751&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bellybar</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/07/19/bellybar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 04:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who needs more chocolate? If you&#8217;re not raising your hand clearly you aren&#8217;t pregnant. Remember the cravings? They are no joke. When you need chocolate, you need it asap, do not pass go, do not collect $200. I have been trying to save the Chocolate Cuddles that Bellybar sent for my next pregnancy. No success. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=753&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Savvy Tots</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/07/17/savvy-tots/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look at my savvy little tots.  Savvy sassy sayings on tees and bodysuits so thick and soft they&#8217;ll last through your kids and your grandkid&#8217;s kids. savvytot.com p.s. If your child won&#8217;t sit still for a modeling shoot, hold him upside-down!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=755&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sleepy Wrap baby wrap baby carrier</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/07/14/sleepy-wrap-baby-wrap-baby-carrier/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 04:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since becoming involved with babysteals I realized (too late) that a sling is necessary if you have any more than 1 child and any less than 3 arms. The first few months after my second child, The Weeb, was born I went to bed nightly chastising myself for being irritated that the sweet little bundle [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=757&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>spread the word, win a prize</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/07/02/spread-the-word-win-a-prize/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[home for sale in west jordan utah.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=664&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>mom! blog!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/06/30/mom-blog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Two Tinas</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/06/30/two-tinas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two of my friends are having babies, very very soon. I should be a very good friend and sew them something myself, something personalized. But the truth is that&#8217;s likely not going to happen. I don&#8217;t have the time and I certainly don&#8217;t have the energy. Solution? Two Tinas. Maybe a snapsuit or my name [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=737&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>failure</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/06/26/failure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[yeah, the blog needs to be updated.  really, it&#8217;s on my list.  really. after a few too many strange people i don&#8217;t know commenting about my blog i decided to take it down for a bit until i removed all names and personal info.  done.  so we&#8217;re back. in the meantime i lost kari and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=662&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>so simple you&#8217;ll actually use it</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/06/24/so-simple-youll-actually-use-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:02:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Puj makes lovely things. Shoes and dreamy easy to use slings in lovely prints. Need an extra hand? Maybe you&#8217;re about to go on vacation and don&#8217;t want to deal with the stroller at the airport? Or maybe you just need a simple solution for all those quick stops you make here and there. Whatever [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=739&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>TodaysMama Handbooks</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/06/23/todaysmama-handbooks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, who needs to get out of the house?! Out of ideas? TodaysMama can help. TodaysMama Handbooks cover what, where and how to be the best Mama in town! They&#8217;ve collected all the top Mama secrets–from community services and school information to places to do and things to see–and packed them into 25+ in-depth chapters. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=741&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Stuff for Sprouts</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/06/18/stuff-for-sprouts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stuff for Sprouts, good for soothing every dry and crunchy part of your kid, but I&#8217;m going to use the product for something far more important.  Some of these little beauties are going to be safely stored until I get pregnant with baby #3.  Why?  Smell.  They smell so very lovely, like chocolate and muffins. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=743&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>please hold</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/06/17/please-hold/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[working on some bloggy things.  please hold.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=661&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Zosephine Diaper Bag</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/06/11/zosephine-diaper-bag/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 04:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So ladies, who needs a new diaper bag? How about one that&#8217;s not covered in teddy bears. The Zosephine diaper bag makes you look good and carries everything you need for baby. The photo does not do the bag justice. It&#8217;s durable on the outside without looking boring and the inside is easy to clean [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=745&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Trendy Tadpole, Funny Baby Clothes</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/06/10/trendy-tadpole-funny-baby-clothes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 04:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny is right, my husband giggled about the &#8220;AB/CD For those about to read, we salute you&#8221; for days. The owner has such a lovely (and familiar) story: &#8220;What is Trendy Tadpole? Fun tee shirts on super quality fabric that is made in the good ol&#8217; U.S. of A. It all started in 2004 when [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=747&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>see kai run</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/see-kai-run/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:10:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh little Kai, keep running in my direction. There is one reason why these shoes are abso-fabulous. Squish. When my husband held them that&#8217;s the first thing he said. Oddly, he couldn&#8217;t shut up about it, but why not! Squish is important for baby piggies, as it&#8217;s their first time smashed in a shoe. A [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=749&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>grapes!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/06/01/grapes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[poor kid. he&#8217;s not allowed to have a lot of fruit or his little bum gets flaming red with diaper rash. i opened the fridge, turned for a moment and he knew right where to go. that beautiful orange crap on the floor is a crayon. if you (influenced by some super-clean friends like amy) [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=659&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i see spots!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/06/01/i-see-spots/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[weird weekend.   my 3 year old work up saturday covered in spots!  luckily i was able to get him into the doctor quickly.  i was certain it was the plague, the doctor was a little less panicked.  some sort of viral infection.  she sent us home with a warning to ready for diarrhea and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=658&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>my special little guy</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/05/24/my-special-little-guy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 04:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[my oldest is almost 3 and we have been meaning to take his binky away. he primarily uses it a night but he&#8217;s smart enough to go get it out of bed and carry it around. we decided this weekend would be good, since it&#8217;s a 3 day weekend daddy will be home to help. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=657&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>thank you!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/thank-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 16:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[to everyone who has linked to and purchased from babysteals! our traffic tripled yesterday and it&#8217;s all thanks to word of mouth. thank you thank you thank you thank you and remember, if you order something i deliver!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=656&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>december films</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/05/20/december-films/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 16:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[as many of you know, ethan is going to romania this summer to finally shoot his documentary. he has started a non-profit foundation to finance the trip and thanks to some very generous companies he has almost met his goal. almost. one company in particular has offered a matching $5000 donation. meaning, if he raises [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=655&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>it&#8217;s hard when you&#8217;re two</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/05/20/its-hard-when-youre-two/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 15:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>BabySteals Giveaway &#8211; Hedvig Bourbon Judabee</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/05/19/babysteals-giveaway-hedvig-bourbon-judabee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 03:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday BabySteals.com turned 1 month old! This process truly has mirrored having a baby. The three of us are up very late with the baby, and the research, planning, and creation process truly was at least 9 months. The original concept came to Jana early in 07 as &#8220;wouldn&#8217;t it be cool if&#8230;.&#8221; and the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=735&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>happy happy happygreenbee</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/05/16/happy-happy-happygreenbee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 15:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[when i contacted happygreenbee i didn&#8217;t know they were connected to burt&#8217;s bees. turns out they were both started by the same woman, roxanne. so i&#8217;m giddy to be connected in a small way to burt&#8217;s bees with babysteals.com. love burt&#8217;s bees, love happygreenbee. please excuse the organic rant, here are more details: Roxanne and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=653&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/05/14/652/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 04:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stop creating who you think you are supposed to be and start discovering who you are.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=652&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>mmmmmmmmmm, fatty.</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/05/13/mmmmmmmmmm-fatty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 06:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>happy mother&#8217;s day!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/05/11/happy-mothers-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 06:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>today&#8217;s steal</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/05/05/todays-steal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 15:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sorry, soon i&#8217;ll stop shoving this in your face- but today&#8217;s steal is all my doing! so take a look. The Essential Pregnancy Organizer: 40 weeks + Finally! A well designed, well researched, easy-to-use organizer for every stage of pregnancy. Forget ducks and bunny rabbits — this clean, sophisticated organizer is designed for modern parents-to-be. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=649&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bye bye compost</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/05/02/bye-bye-compost/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 06:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[and i was so excited about making my own dirt. rats are scary!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=648&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>just call me george costanza</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/05/02/just-call-me-george-costanza/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 05:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so we&#8217;ve been trying to save on our grocery bill since apparently food costs more (sadly there is no room in my brain to remember how much milk cost last month). today at albertson&#8217;s we spent $163. we saved $66.50 in coupons, got 4 movie tickets and $15 off our next visit. yee-haw! anyone need [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=647&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>in some ways&#8230; a bad idea</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/in-some-ways-a-bad-idea/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so babysteals.com is going very well. good traffic, good sells, good products to review&#8230; and good products to buy. do i need a nursing cover? not now, but who knows! i may someday. does it matter that i&#8217;ve decided to probably give up nursing quickly on the next baby after having supply issues with the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=646&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>babysteals.com</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/04/28/babystealscom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[{&#8230;deep breath&#8230;} so today my adventure into the business world begins. today at 9am the first &#8216;steal&#8217; goes online for babysteals.com. a fuzzy little monkey. i don&#8217;t expect everyone i know to buy one. (if you need a fuzzy little monkey buy one (or three) and if you do let me know. i will personally [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=645&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>teething bling</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/04/26/teething-bling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  My second son is 15 months old and he still sticks everything he can find in his mouth. Everything. Shoes, phones, remotes, plants, dirt, socks (sweetie, please stop eating your socks), books, pillows… and the list goes on and on. I’m sure many of you are not surprised. It’s normal, right? Perhaps. But not [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=725&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>*$#@% stupid css</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/04/24/stupid-css/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[dear me three frustrating hours ago- &#60;P style=&#34;margin-left: 200px; &#34;&#62; DUH! css i love you and hate you, mostly hate.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=644&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>you might be a mom if&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/04/23/you-might-be-a-mom-if/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor, and you don&#8217;t care. 2. When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone&#8217;s bleeding. 3. You can&#8217;t find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=643&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>something is coming&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/04/21/something-is-coming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[it&#8217;s babysteals.com, and i helped!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=642&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>baby vs. banana</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/04/19/baby-vs-banana/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 20:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[banana wins.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=641&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>free!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/04/17/free/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if you&#8217;ve ever wanted to try podfitness now you can- FOR FREE! no credit card, no obligations. try it for free. but hurry! it ends very very soon! thanks studio5<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=640&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>story of my life</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/04/17/story-of-my-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never get enough sleep. I stay up late at night, cause I&#8217;m Night Guy. Night Guy wants to stay up late. &#8216;What about getting up after five hours sleep?&#8217;, oh that&#8217;s Morning Guy&#8217;s problem. That&#8217;s not my problem, I&#8217;m Night Guy. I stay up as late as I want. So you get up in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=639&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Zoobie Pets &#8211; Ellema the Elephant</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/04/16/zoobie-pets-ellema-the-elephant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of all, the fuzziness of the Zoobie being enjoyed right now is all about me. I know it&#8217;s warm outside but for some reason my office doesn&#8217;t know. I sat down to write this review with cold arms, the lovely softness that is the Zoobie blanket has solved that problem. You know those soft [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=732&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>but i love solids!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/04/11/but-i-love-solids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[surprisingly i&#8217;ve only had one item on the 20 Worst Foods in America list. sadly. i&#8217;ve had it many many times. chipotle grilled chicken burrito good grief&#8230; 182! g fat!! thanks for the link nightside.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=637&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>no olympics for me</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/04/08/no-olympics-for-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sometimes the gov is more than just a pretty face.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=636&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>for one whole week</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/03/31/for-one-whole-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the whole family has felt just like this: common sense request: IF YOU HAVE THE FLU STAY HOME!!!!!!!! duh. nobody is that important. just STAY HOME so you don&#8217;t pass it on to helpless little kiddos. stupid jerks.* happily (melissa don&#8217;t read this part, it&#8217;s not fair for you) my mom helped last week. she [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=635&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>public service announcement</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/public-service-announcement-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the centerville target is OUT of cadbury mini-eggs.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=631&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>his first bed-head</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/his-first-bed-head/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[because up until now he didn&#8217;t have enough hair for his pillow to moosh<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=630&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>splishy splashy</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/splishy-splashy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[answers before you ask&#8230; because a shovel with only half a handle is still a shovel&#8220;ew, ka ka&#8221; is totally my fault&#8220;come on frog&#8221;he&#8217;s still in his pjs because it&#8217;s only 3:30pmsnow boots because he put them on himselfsilly hat because it&#8217;s coldi have no idea what the little freakout at the end is about<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=629&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>twice my size and seven times as hairy</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/twice-my-size-and-seven-times-as-hairy/</link>
		<comments>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/twice-my-size-and-seven-times-as-hairy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>comments required</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/03/13/comments-required/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[lurkers, that means you. your opinion gently demanded on the following: &#8220;The role of mother requires a woman to take responsibility for the well-being of others.A mother instinctively guides, directs, educates, feeds, loves, and disciplines her children, who are dependent on her to grow up in a healthy way. As a marriage partner, a woman [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=627&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>that&#8217;s not poop on the floor, it&#8217;s a chocolate chip</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/03/08/thats-not-poop-on-the-floor-its-a-chocolate-chip/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 20:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Progress everywhere today does seem to come so very heavily disguised as Chaos.&#8221; _Joyce Grenfell<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=626&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>blogging? what&#8217;s that</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/02/29/blogging-whats-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so it&#8217;s been a little while. sorry. but really, is anyone else reading anything besides this? can&#8217;t top that story or creative writing. so here&#8217;s this. many of you may not know who this handsome devil is. i&#8217;ve only seen him old and wrinkly and wondered why women used to swoon. now i swoon. that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=622&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>my guy</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/02/16/my-guy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[thanks meghan<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=621&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>drool</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/drool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if i had a million five million dollars.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=618&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>breaking up is hard to do</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/breaking-up-is-hard-to-do/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[dear purple onion smell, first off, i&#8217;d like to say i&#8217;m sorry. i&#8217;m sorry i have mislead you. somehow i must have communicated that i share your desire for a meaningful long term relationship. sadly the opposite is true. i think we need to part ways. sure, in the beginning everything was great. we met [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=617&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>grand prize</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/01/29/grand-prize/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if i had the $ i would buy this painting.if you successfully rid a child of his/her binky addiction i think this should be the prize. otherwise it&#8217;s just not worth the trauma. lovely. Artist &#8211; Lindsey Frei<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=616&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>concerned</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[for about an hour this afternoon he carried around a small can of similac baby formula babbling to it in a very concerned voice. i finally figured out what the problem was. see if you can tell. (there is a teddy bear on the label) translation:&#8220;yeah. you get him out? yeah. you get him out [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=615&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>utah&#8217;s CBGB</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so sad, bye dv8. i used to work in the arrow press square building next door. it smelled like death, french fries and mildew. so many good memories. one year i ruined new years eve by claiming we could get to my office to watch the fireworks. we didn&#8217;t make it and rang in the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=614&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>connections</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/01/24/connections/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[next weekend i will be at maeve&#8217;s wedding looking splendid thanks alyssa and jeff. alyssa sent me very NY sassy dresses and shoes and jeff fixed my two front teeth so i can simle without reservation. i love my friends.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=613&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>don&#8217;t puke</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/01/24/dont-puke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[it was time for a new design and since i heart hello kitty this was easiest!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=612&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>what?</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/01/23/what/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[clearly some people are living on a completely different planet, far far away from reason. jcrew distressed-leather jacket &#8211; $350.00FOR YOUR 2 YEAR-OLD!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=611&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>because i don&#8217;t have the imagination (energy) for anything else</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/01/17/because-i-dont-have-the-imagination-energy-for-anything-else/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet &#38; current car)sadie accord2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor &#38; fave cookie)vanilla chocolate chip3. YOUR &#8220;FLY GUY/GIRL&#8221; NAME: (1st initial of first name, first 3 or 4 letters of your last name)e mil4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)red monkey5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=609&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>warning: you just bought hot pockets</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/warning-you-just-bought-hot-pockets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if you haven&#8217;t heard jim gaffigan before (where have you been?) you MUST listen to this. jim gaffigan &#8211; hot pockets you will have to sign up for a free account (just do step one, i skipped the rest). sorry i&#8217;m too lazy to find it somewhere else. here is a wet-your-pants-funny playlist. (alyssa, liz, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=606&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>to brighten your day</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/to-brighten-your-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 21:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[a bald baby looking goofy. and blurry.cheese!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=604&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bite-sized resolutions</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/01/07/bite-sized-resolutions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i am tackling my new years resolutions in an easily digestible package. monthly. maybe this won&#8217;t change me, hopefully it will. i don&#8217;t yet have any specific ideas for each month, although next month may have something to do with valentine&#8217;s and my anniversary. (oh, and there is also a very-top-secret, going-to-get-awkward budget from hell [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=603&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>respect</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/01/07/respect/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>i&#8217;m not interested in your comments&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2008/01/03/im-not-interested-in-your-comments/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;unless you agree. yippee. Barak Obama. sorry to be such a meanie. i take a lot of crap for my political views. they are sending me to hell. apparently.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=601&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>she</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/12/28/she/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 03:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i decided to type this up for liz, who didn&#8217;t get a chance to read it at my house when she was here. this is also for meghan and her new baby girl logan, for kim who is having a girl soon, for a secret someone who is probably having a girl and especially for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=600&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>we&#8217;re elfed</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/12/21/were-elfed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 02:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[couldn&#8217;t resist<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=599&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>public service announcement</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/12/17/public-service-announcement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[get a skin cancer check. we got one last week. i&#8217;m fine. ethan had a suspicious mark removed from his shoulder. it wasn&#8217;t skin cancer, but it had the potential to become skin cancer. i had a hard time feeling for him when he said &#8220;wow, this is the most surgery i&#8217;ve ever had.&#8221; i [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=597&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>my house is soooooooo dull</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/my-house-is-soooooooo-dull/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[for some reason i have a subscription to cookie magazine. i don&#8217;t like cookie magazine. everytime i read it i feel so inadequate, commonplace and poor. but i love their home tours, and i am madly in love with this one: you can view the tour here. you can view ethan&#8217;s favorite home here.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=596&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>what i want for christmas</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/12/03/what-i-want-for-christmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All Costco members are eligible for a special members&#8217; price when purchasing the 2008 Volvo XC90 sports-utility-vehicle. Get a complimentary Eurpoean vacation package from Volvo to pick up your vehicle at their factory in Sweeden, then continue your adventure by flying to Rome, London or Paris while Volvo ships your XC90 to your local Volvo [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=595&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>christmas card photo session&#8230;behind the scenes</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/12/02/christmas-card-photo-sessionbehind-the-scenes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 20:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[merry christmas!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=594&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>because cool aint cool anyhow</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[dear america, i&#8217;ve had it with the plummer bum*. yesterday i watched this mom jeans video (via michele via alyssa) and it made me very nervous about a recent purchase. i&#8217;m on a hunt, to find jeans. not everyday-wear-around-the-house jeans, good jeans to wear with the fancy boots i will someday find. sadly, during my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=593&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>PSA</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/29/psa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[for grouchy reasons i cannot discuss in public, ethan no longer has a cell phone. soooooooo for awhile we&#8217;re sharing. if you need to get a hold of me call my home. remember how terrible i am at answering my phone? ethan is ten times worse. that, or he strategically avoids only my phone calls [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=592&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>christmas card photo session&#8230;1 of 3 kabillion</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/28/christmas-card-photo-session1-of-3-kabillion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[cade: you mean that camera thing is never going away?elliott: nope! she&#8217;s relentless! more of the worst: melissa: yes, i am stealing your great photo ideadad: you will get you camera back. soon. maybe.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=591&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>lost itunes &#8211; found</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/26/lost-itunes-found/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i am &#8211; once again &#8211; organizing my music. at the end of the list i found the most fantastic album and i have no idea where it came from. kari? did i get this from you? for some reason i only have half. it is really very very very good. Take Me Home: A [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=590&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>d&#8217;oh</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/26/doh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[discovered as we left the house this morning. this is not the first time. sometimes ethan = homer<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=589&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>geeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzz</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/21/geeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slipcovers Used With Boppy Pillows Recalled Due to Choking Hazard and Risk of Lead Exposure smooth move boppy. even better- THIS is what you have on your website for recall info: Consumer Contact: For additional information, contact The Boppy Company &#8230;.. or visit the firm&#8217;s website at www.boppy.com. next up, all bottles, binkies and car [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=587&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>tests</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/20/tests/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Count every &#8216; F &#8216; in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITHTHE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS&#8230;(SEE BELOW) HOW MANY ? WRONG, THERE ARE 6 &#8212; no joke. READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 Fs before you scroll down. The reasoning [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=586&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>For Sale</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/19/for-sale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One brother for sale!One brother for sale!One crying and spying young brother for sale!I&#8217;m really not kidding,So who&#8217;ll start the bidding?Do I hear a dollar?A nickel?A penny?Oh, isn&#8217;t there, isn&#8217;t there, isn&#8217;t there anyOne kid who will buy this old brother for sale,This crying and spying young brother for sale? -Shel Silverstein<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=584&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>more bigger words</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/19/more-bigger-words/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ha! we&#8217;re smarter than tiffany. Cash Advance Loans alyssa, i don&#8217;t want to see yours. probably phd.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=583&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i heart josh</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/18/i-heart-josh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;ve been meaning to post about josh ritter- my new boyfriend (i hear ethan puking) all the other girls here are stars—you are the Northern Lightsthey try to shine in through your curtains—you’re too close and too brightthey try and they try but everything that they dois the ghost of a trace of a pale [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=582&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>waaaaaaaay to early for this</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/18/waaaaaaaay-to-early-for-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[christmas music. don&#8217;t get me started. i have an grinch-filled attitude about it after sitting through several meetings about when to start christmas music on a certain local radio station. let&#8217;s just say it has nothing to do with the listeners, they don&#8217;t give a chicken butt what you think. it&#8217;s all about competition with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=581&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>free magazine</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/17/free-magazine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[last year alison gave me a subscription to parents magazine. this year parents magazine wants me to give two free subscriptions to friends. who wants one?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=579&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>violent fridge magnet removal</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/17/violent-fridge-magnet-removal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>shop it to me</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/17/shop-it-to-me-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i need lots of red gum drops. cheap. any ideas?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=577&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>killer cars</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/16/killer-cars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this makes me giggle and giggle and giggle. content warning: it&#8217;s monty python.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=576&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>attention kmart shoppers</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/15/attention-kmart-shoppers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so&#8230;you&#8217;re not a kmart shopper are you?you will be. just as soon as you see my martha stewart-y living room this christmas.stop by anytime after thanksgiving for oooooohs and ahhhhhhs.i&#8217;m so excited my teeth hurt!(also, i think have a cavity)<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=575&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bravo! nordstrom</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/14/bravo-nordstrom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sign posted in a blank display window:<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=574&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>oops</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/12/oops-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[broke the blog. sorry. please hold.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=572&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>leaking</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/12/leaking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[our continual mistake is that we do not concentrate upon the present day, the actual hour of our lives; we live in the past or in the future; we are continually expecting the coming of some special moment when our life will unfold itself in its full significance. we do not notice that life is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=571&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>heaven in a 9&#215;13</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/11/heaven-in-a-9x13/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[cream:1 c brown sugar1 c sugar1 c butter2 eggs add:1 t vanilla3 c oats2 c flour1 t baking soda mix well. spread 2/3 of mixture in bottom of 9&#215;13 pan. melt together:1/2 c butter1 bag milk choc chips (12 oz)1 can sweetened condensed milk (14 oz) pour over oat mixture. &#8220;dollop&#8221; remaining 1/3 of oat [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=570&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>sleepy</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/10/sleepy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i am sleepy and full of cold drugs, so this is not really worth reading.sooooo&#8230; go here and make a picture of yourself.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=568&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>alyssa, please attend for me</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/09/alyssa-please-attend-for-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MUJI SOHO OPENING MUJI SOHO opens at 12:00 noon on November 16, 2007 OPENING EVENT 500 free “My Bag” give aways for the first five hundred customerswho come to the store and shop on the opening day.click for detail STORE LOCATION 455 Broadway, New York, NY 10013Between Grand and Howard Streetsclick for map STORE HOURS [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=566&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>dear karma,</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/08/dear-karma/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i don&#8217;t recall sticking toothpicks in your eye, so i&#8217;m a little confused by your recent activity. please explain yourself. update: ha ha, funny guy. no more jokes. details later. update update: long story short, everyone is still employed (complete with loads of sunshine blown up their nether regions). we weren&#8217;t sure if that would [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=561&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>it&#8217;s all about me (and you)</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/its-all-about-me-and-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 20:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so, this weekend i have messed up several little projects i have and today i am having a hard time remembering what i am good at. so, here&#8217;s my selfish request with a little something for you. i am going to list something good about all the bloggers i know, something they may not have [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=549&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>dahlias</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/02/dahlias/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 02:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[we&#8217;ve only been in our home for 9 months-ish, so naturally we haven&#8217;t done much with the yard. this spring my dad took pity on us and planted dahlias in our front yard. my dad loves dahlias and so do i. these are photos of his. they are about 8 inches across. if you click [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=546&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>happy halloweenie</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/01/happy-halloweenie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>NaBloPoMo</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/11/01/nablopomo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[don&#8217;t forget. NaBloPoMo halloween photos coming soon. photos of my kids in their entirely store bought halloween costumes. i don&#8217;t feel bad. let&#8217;s see you work 4 jobs and sew 2 halloween costumes. go ahead, do it. i dare you.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=540&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>dear ovaries,</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/10/27/dear-ovaries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[next time please send a girl. preferably one likes these:<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=539&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i heart afv</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/10/24/i-heart-afv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 05:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=537&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>one reason i&#8217;m terrified to have a daughter</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/10/20/one-reason-im-terrified-to-have-a-daughter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 21:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>get out of my facial!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/10/17/get-out-of-my-facial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[today ethan and i took the boys to lunch and afterward we wandered around the mall. after suffering through the laughable &#8220;sale&#8221; prices in a few stores i made a pity impulse buy on the way out. v chocolates. sweet merciful crap, i could eat the chocolate covered caramel pretzels until i die. i just [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=535&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ipod shuffle</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/10/03/ipod-shuffle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 03:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[stealing ideas again&#8230;15 songs of 12176 on my ipod: REM &#8211; Ghostrider: i&#8217;ve had this and nearly every other REM songs ever created in my collection for a long time. i learned from my brother-in-law jeff how spectacular they are. i think an REM fan page was the first website i ever visited. Deathcab for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=529&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>why radiohead is going to heaven and metallica is going to hell&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/10/02/why-radiohead-is-going-to-heaven-and-metallica-is-going-to-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 02:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;the band are releasing their seventh album as a download first on October 10 and fans can name their price&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=527&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>soup!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/09/30/soup/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 21:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[yippee! it&#8217;s time for soup again. i can&#8217;t wait to make della fontana minestrone and my mom&#8217;s tomato soup! i&#8217;m even excited to make a rachael ray recipe! what&#8217;s your favorite fall/winter soup? post the recipe in the comments.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=526&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ditto</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/09/28/ditto/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 02:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[worried about coming up with 30 days of interesting things for NaBloPoMo? me too. i&#8217;ve already decided to copy tiffany. like now. Things I would {also} tell my twenty-year-old self if I could: Balance your checkbook. Get rid of stuff. Simplify your life. You don’t need those book reports from eighth grade. Use a clean [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=525&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>NaBloPoMo &#8211; for me, please!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/09/28/nablopomo-for-me-please/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[recently i have wondered why in the world i keep blogging. i won&#8217;t bore you with the reasons why i really should stop, i&#8217;ll just enlighten you with the two reasons why i&#8217;ll continue. one: i don&#8217;t keep a journal and i don&#8217;t scrapbook. if my kids want to remember their childhoods this is their [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=524&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>green is his color</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/09/24/green-is-his-color/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 23:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>shop it to me</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/09/20/shop-it-to-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 16:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hi all. i need to do some bargain shopping soon, sometime in the next 0-9 months. no hurry. so if you see any of the following at a great price, please let me know. le creuset dutch oven in blacka good sale on oversized photo printsa black table and chairs for the kitchena bbqstorage totes [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=521&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>holy poop</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/09/12/holy-poop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[it&#8217;s 11am. since 8am i&#8217;ve changed 3 poopy diapers from elliott and 2 poopy diapers from cade. i think i need another shower. update 3:45pm: one more poop for elliott, two more for cade. update 8:30pm: one more poop for elliott, one more for cade.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=517&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>late night tv</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/09/11/late-night-tv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sooooooo, has anyone else noticed martha is no longer on channel 4? she&#8217;s moved to channel 5. at 2:05 am. TWO O FIVE AM! thank goodness for tivo. anyhoo, today i am drooling over a few martha stewart items at macy*s. alyssa- please look at the windows in NY for me. brilliant<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=516&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>getcherown</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/09/07/getcherown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 05:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[that is the name of our wireless network, for good reason. it&#8217;s ours. get your own. i think someone is using our wireless internet connection.i&#8217;m thinking about totally freaking them out. seriously, every month i pay the bill- why should they get to use it?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=515&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>help</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/09/07/help/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[it&#8217;s been 30 minutes, i&#8217;m stuck on #42.help. the impossible quiz update:duh.now it&#8217;s been 45 minutes.i&#8217;m stuck on #45.help.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=514&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>eat paste vol 1</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/08/31/eat-paste-vol-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i have been meaning to do a paste magazine for a long time. i keep forgetting because ethan keeps stealing MY magazines. anyhoo, paste magazine is great for those of us who are getting older and a little out of touch with music. each issue comes with a jam-packed cd and lots of ideas for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=512&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ewwwwwww</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/08/29/ewwwwwww/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As fecal parasite spreads, kids 5-and-under banned from N. Utah pools<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=508&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i always recycle them</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/08/28/i-always-recycle-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[a few weeks ago ethan danced happily into the family room and said &#8220;do you know why our bathroom is the greatest bathroom in the world?&#8221; &#8220;because it has three drawers for magazines?&#8221; &#8220;no. because the a/c blows directly on you when you&#8217;re doing your business.&#8221; yes. i read while doing that. i have billions [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=507&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>dinner deciders unite!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/08/27/dinner-deciders-unite/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i know you are all sick of everything you make for dinner. let&#8217;s help each other. post your favorite dinner/lunch/snack/treat recipe in the comments. see my favorites here. PLEASE NOTE: if you are reading this you are legally required to comment a recipe or seven. LEGALLY REQUIRED. even if i don&#8217;t know you, even if [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=505&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>found! easy calories!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/found-easy-calories/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 19:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[last week at target i picked up a box of cherrybrook kitchen chocolate chip cookie mix because it was on clearance. in doing so i discovered a very bad thing. super extra duper yummy easy cookies. try it. i think i am going to buy a 6 pack from amazon.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=504&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>call me!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/08/17/call-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[fyi- my cell phone made it safely back from florida (where i left it) so it&#8217;s back on. same number as always. gimme a call- maybe i&#8217;ll be able to locate it and we can have a nice chat.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=500&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>if i had a million dollars&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/08/15/if-i-had-a-million-dollars-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Audrey Fine Finishing Touches $45 &#8212; *** &#8212; jcrew Cashmere cable V-neck sweater $150 &#8212; *** &#8212; The Oeuf Baby Lounger $98 &#8212; *** &#8212; dwell baby garden blossom crib set $384 &#8212; *** &#8212; bublove no sleep til preschool $13 &#8212; *** &#8212; Petunia Pickle Bottom Journey Pack Heathered Olive Green $lots &#8212; *** [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=498&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>congrats&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/08/15/congrats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;to michele who just had a tiny baby girl named: eva luna quite possible the most beautiful name i have ever heard. swoon.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=497&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>calgon took me away&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/08/15/calgon-took-me-away/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[first, let me start by telling you, taking your next family vacation anywhere but seaside, florida will be a monumental mistake. seaside is where they filmed the truman show, and really the movie doesn’t do it justice. i think we&#8217;re naming our next child seaside. we stayed in seacrest (yes, as in ryan …) just [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=496&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>more soon&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/08/11/more-soon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2007 05:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[right now i&#8217;m getting over puking for two days.lost 8 pounds. AFTER my swimsuit vacation.crappy crappy crap crap.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=495&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>it&#8217;s not country music</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/07/25/its-not-country-music/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;ve had a song in my head for days. i keep singing these lines over and over: Once I had a love from theGeorgia pinesWho only cared for meI wanna find that love of twenty-twoHere at thirty-threeI&#8217;ve got a heart on my rightOne on my left&#8230; neither suits my needsNo, the one I love lives [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=491&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>very VERY excited</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Darjeeling Limited<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=490&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>if i had a million dollars&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/07/21/if-i-had-a-million-dollars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2007 03:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Petal Ring 12k gold fill scallop bezel surrounds your favorite image waterproofed and sealed behind quartz stone. Price: $130.00 &#8212; *** &#8212; Ralph Lauren Cashmere Accessory Set Price: $375.00 &#8212; *** &#8212; Grover . . .Near &#8211; Far by Mighty Fine Clothing Co. Price: $24.00 (canadian) &#8212; *** &#8212; LITTLE NINJ Cool little plush Ninja. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=489&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>guess which one i am</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/07/14/guess-which-one-i-am/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“If you can&#8217;t be a good example, then you&#8217;ll just have to serve as a horrible warning.” -Catherine Aird<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=486&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>yikes! hurry!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[shop here! hurry!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=485&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>read it twice</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 23:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your “To Don’t” ListQuit these five habits and make everything easy 1. Don’t overanalyze or overcomplicate situations; commit to taking the easy way. The shortest distance between two points really is a nice, straight, simple line. 2. Don’t become consumed by the negative possibilities: What if nobody shows up for the party? What if nobody [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=484&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>uhhhh. ok.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 01:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i just got my hair done. i asked her to lighten it up for summer. interesting.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=483&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>holy f*$%ing shit</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/07/09/holy-fing-shit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does the influenza vaccine contain thimerosal?Yes, the majority of influenza vaccines distributed in the United States currently contain thimerosal as a preservative. However, some contain only trace amounts of thimerosal and are considered by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) to be preservative-free. Manufacturers of preservative-free flu vaccine use thimerosal early in the manufacturing process. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=482&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>a holographic Al Gore</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/07/07/a-holographic-al-gore/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 20:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[just what everyone wants for christmas.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=480&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>dieting gives you the flu</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 20:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ethan an i have decided to suffer through 3 weeks of the south beach diet because we are going to the beach at the end of the month. it&#8217;s crap. absolute crap. we started yesterday and this morning i woke up with the flu. coincidence? i think not. south beach gave me the flu. i [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=479&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>excessive content of a gratuitous blah blah nature</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/07/05/excessive-content-of-a-gratuitous-blah-blah-nature/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2007 15:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[crap. our blog is: how dull. rate yours here.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=477&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>random. me too! me too!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/28/random-me-too-me-too/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i totally copied tiffany. i&#8217;ve never seen grease i hate musicals i don&#8217;t feel guilty for having two c-sections i am totally obsessed with blogs. i am a bad commenter. i&#8217;m at the end (hopefully of a case of postpartum depression but i don&#8217;t know how to fix it so i&#8217;m waiting for it to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=474&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>impressed</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/27/impressed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[wow. the twilight concert series has some seriously good bands. do not miss: July 12 Galactic July 19 Yo La Tengo August 23 Calexico AND THEY&#8217;RE FREE! details<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=472&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>finally!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/25/finally/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 19:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i have been looking for this video for years!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=470&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>from the janebejane archive</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/23/from-the-janebejane-archive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 03:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*i&#8217;m really tired of thinking &#8220;i did my hair for this?&#8221;*&#8212;confessions of a sephora addict or why retail therapy works&#8212;i just spent $122 at sephora on hair care products- even if i don&#8217;t look any prettier, i feel prettier.&#8230;.4.26.2002 *so my parents got the dish yesterday (because i am a good kid and made them [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=468&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>giggle</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/23/giggle-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>why do we blog?</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/23/why-do-we-blog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this question has been rolling around in my head for a long time. in some ways i think blogging is a very sad thing. i think we blog to fill a communication hole. people seem to listen less and less these days and a blog is a way for us all to tell everyone what [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=466&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>giggle</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>rodin</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/23/rodin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;And he [Rodin] created the enigmatic gesture of the man who &#8220;is just passing through life&#8221;. He is already on his way, but he turns back once more, not towards the city, not towards those who are in tears, not towards his companions. He turns back towards himself. He raises his right arm; it bends, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=464&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>From a Gas Station Outside Providence</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/23/from-a-gas-station-outside-providence/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This kiss, unfinished;lips to receiver in the parking lot,a pucker shot through a fiber optic wireto an answering machine,toward switchboards and stations transmittingin blips to satellites, this kissthrown earthward and shooting downcoils, around pipeline and electric powerlumbering underground,up threads and transistorsand transference points.This kiss is zeroes and ones jumbledand tossed into the pneumatic system,unscrambled at [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=463&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>exactly</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/23/exactly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Habitation Marriage is nota house or even a tent it is before that, and colder: The edge of the forest, the edgeof the desertthe unpainted stairsat the back where we squatoutside, eating popcorn where painfully and with wonderat having survived eventhis far we are learning to make fire -Margaret Atwood<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=462&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>round me</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>and it breaks my heart</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/22/and-it-breaks-my-heart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 23:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[before i had children i never really cried. i never had an emotion that large, that full. since the day elliott was born i have been suppressing so many emotions, because now they are too much, too heavy to be carried. children change you, in a good way. if i had read this post by [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=460&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>speaking of iceland&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/22/speaking-of-iceland/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 15:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[alyssa is going to iceland. not fair. i&#8217;m 25% icelandic, not her. reminded me of an icelandic band i have sadly neglected lately. sigur ros.. you MUST visit their website and download some mp3s. free. don&#8217;t miss starálfur, we played it at our wedding reception. and please watch a video or two. especially glósóli. swoon.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=459&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>new blog love</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/21/new-blog-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i am in love with the pioneer woman cooks. my tiny ADHD brain has a very hard time visualizing recipes when i read them. each week i plan out a seemingly simple menu and go to the grocery store. during the week at least twice i will curse because i have forgotten a very important [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=458&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>pick a libby pick a dibby</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/21/pick-a-libby-pick-a-dibby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m going to purchase a libby dibby skirt. details here. what color should i get? please vote.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=457&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>just because you love me</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/20/just-because-you-love-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 03:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i need this towel for our family summer vacation but i don&#8217;t have FIFTY ONE dollars for it. who wants to make it for me? see it here<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=455&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>smells like teen spirit</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/13/smells-like-teen-spirit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[last night i went to target during the exasperating 5-8pm bewitching hour (if you have kids you understand exactly what i&#8217;m saying). as i walked to the check out, my cart bloated with unnecessary items i noticed a bottle of eternity perfume. i totally bought it and now i feel just like high school again- [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=453&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bff</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/13/bff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[it&#8217;s funny how you never really grow up. we moved into this neighborhood in february and we have been absolutely delighted to find great neighbors. (except the empty house next door- anyone looking for a home?) there are so many girls/ladies/women i want to be friends with. it&#8217;s just like middle school all over again. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=452&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>do you drive drunk?</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/13/do-you-drive-drunk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Last year a study at the University of Utah found distracted drivers were as likely to get into wrecks as intoxicated drivers.&#8221; i rarely talk on the phone while driving (hell, i rarely talk on my cell phone since i can NEVER find it) but after reading this article i&#8217;ve decided to cut it out [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=449&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>our only chance</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/09/our-only-chance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2007 19:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[alright. deep dark secret time. ethan and i love watching america&#8217;s funniest home vieos. love the show. i know, totally nerdy and middle aged-right? so years ago we bought a video camera and i secretly thought- goodie- now we can be on afv! we missed our only chance last sunday. we filmed this: three seconds [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=447&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>what the&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/08/what-the/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2007 01:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[what celebrity do you look like? find out here. hopefully you will get a better list than i did. rupert grintjerry seinfeldjoan cusackmonica lewinsky<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=446&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>happy two!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/04/happy-two/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ready&#8230; set&#8230; go!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=445&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>now we just need a dr pepper squishee</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/03/now-we-just-need-a-dr-pepper-squishee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 05:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[maybe i&#8217;m a little out of it- i had NO idea there was such a wonderful recipe out there. amy, this is what you get for shunning the heavenly nectar, dr pepper in cake form. Dr. Pepper Cake Ingredients:1 cup margarine1 cup Dr. Pepper4 tablespoons cocoa1 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon3 cups flour &#8212; sifted2 cups sugar1/2 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=443&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>everybody needs</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/01/everybody-needs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 00:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[a tiffany blue wall. as we slapped the paint on the wall i was a little nervous, i thought it was some sort of post pregnancy hormone rash decision&#8230;. but now, everyday i&#8217;m in love a little more.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=442&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>goodbye</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/06/01/goodbye/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[much better<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=441&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>fun with photobooth</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/fun-with-photobooth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[brought to you by the smoothness that is mac. (the dell was sent back to it&#8217;s home)<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=439&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>red light challenge</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/red-light-challenge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 00:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m thinking about taking a very long vacation to nyc so i can ride cabs all day until i get picked up by ben bailey. do you watch cash cab? i&#8217;m a trivia nut. my mind is full of useless information&#8230;(and arcade noises from the 80&#8242;s, but that&#8217;s another post entirely)<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=438&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>what is going on</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/05/25/what-is-going-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2007 04:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(hi jeph) so everyone has been to ikea except me. i feel like such a looser. i am a looser. why am i a looser. i will be repenting tomorrow. repenting with loads and loads of smooth swedish love.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=436&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>kari,</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/05/23/kari/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 14:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this isn&#8217;t mean. kari understands.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=432&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>and i&#8217;m a pc</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/05/08/and-im-a-pc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 04:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[have i told you today how much i despise windows vista? soooooooo i bought a new home computer. my imac from 6 years ago wasn&#8217;t cutting it. the very non-sexy dell came two weeks ago, i just couldn&#8217;t bring myself to order the super expensive super sexy mac. because i am not independently wealthy (clearly [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=429&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i&#8217;m a pepper</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/04/25/im-a-pepper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is me (minus my head because i really need a haricut) in my brand new, make my bad day better t-shirt. from my lovely loving husband ethan.thank you dear.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=424&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>transvestism</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/04/20/transvestism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[alright, compilation cd. i&#8217;m on it. i&#8217;m going to title it &#8220;so, so gay&#8221; &#8211; stolen from an amazon.com comment on a scissor sisters album. &#8220;So, so gay (remember: gay is good). Think Elton John and Freddie Mercury having a child with Cher and Diana Ross, then having the offspring produce another child who&#8217;s a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=422&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>you can never have too much sylvia</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/04/20/you-can-never-have-too-much-sylvia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 04:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Plath makes strange what should be familiar — which is, after all, a central task of poetry.&#8221; my new motto also, borrowed from fussy.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=421&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the 80&#8242;s &#8211; better the second time around</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/04/19/the-80s-better-the-second-time-around/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(with a little bit of the new disco) i&#8217;m thinking about making a happy little cd with the following&#8230; flathead the fratellis grace kelley mika keep the car running arcade fire upon this tidal wave of young blood clap your hands and say yeah fidelity regina spektor new slang the shins smile lily allen i [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=420&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>hermit</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/04/19/hermit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 04:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[with one child it takes twice as long as you think to get out of the house. with two children it takes twice as twice as long. i am assuming with three children you just stop leaving the house.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=419&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>happy easter!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/happy-easter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>mugshot / costco card</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/04/05/mugshot-costco-card/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>roy</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/03/30/roy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[looooove the office. did anyone else almost wet their pants when they flashed roy&#8217;s mugshot? still laughing&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=414&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>challenge</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/03/23/challenge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 05:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i really need to take this purple bracelet challenge. so does everyone i know. The challenge was to go 21 days straight without mumbling a complaining word and no gossiping and criticizing either. If a person slipped, the bracelet was to be switched to the other wrist, and the 21-day time period started over. get [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=412&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the good the bad and the eighties</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/03/22/the-good-the-bad-and-the-eighties/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2007 23:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[my poor husband believes that &#8220;bizarre love triangle&#8221; is a good song. one of the greatest. barf. luckily woxy.com banished the puke from my head by presenting a much better selection from the 80&#8242;s. remember &#8220;common people&#8221; by pulp? (click here to remember) thank you woxy.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=411&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the wee bebe</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/03/16/the-wee-bebe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>once again, pregnancy is my excuse</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/03/01/once-again-pregnancy-is-my-excuse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[last night i bought a bag of cadbury mini eggs. an 11 oz bag. tonight i am about to finish it. so here&#8217;s the math. serving size is 12 pieces or 40 g. there are 8 g of fat, 5 g of saturated fat and 190 calories per serving. 1 ounce = 28.3495231 gramsi ate [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=409&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>for saturday</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/for-saturday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[odd that i ran across this poem today. timing. i read it forever ago (at the prompting of kari i belive). even though it paints quite a disconnect from her child i feel it also shows a sense of awe. that&#8217;s the part to focus on, especially during those first bleary eyed weeks with a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=408&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>giggle</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/02/23/giggle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2007 00:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the plumber is here installing a new dishwasher and guess what- he&#8217;s totally a plumber- bum and all. hee hee.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=406&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>what idiot are they expecting</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/02/09/what-idiot-are-they-expecting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 22:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so today i called qwest to have our phone number moved to the new house and was asked this question: what is the name of the state where the service will be moving? for example: arizona. for example? seriously?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=404&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>computer war lords</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/02/05/computer-war-lords/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 00:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if- after MONTHS of putting it off- you finally decide to make a backup of all of your work files, please make sure you aren&#8217;t stupid enough to knock over your space heater while files are moving and turn off the power strip to your computer. apparently when you are moving a large number of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=403&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>it&#8217;s that bad</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/01/31/its-that-bad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2007 19:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[wow<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=401&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>help wanted</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/01/30/help-wanted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 23:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this Christmas i gave ethan a subscription to the economist, which i have been enjoying. something tells me most of the content is a little over my head. maybe it&#8217;s the help wanted ads, or as they call them- Appointments. Vice ChancellorThe University of Kent wishes to appoint a Vice Chancellor to succeed Professor David [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=400&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>are you lost?</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2007/01/16/are-you-lost/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[what, my dear reader, are you doing here when you could be reading something as breathtaking as this. i swear, posts start in my head like that- but they get lost somewhere on the way out.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=396&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>thank you woxy</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/12/27/thank-you-woxy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[for your ears<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=388&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>odd ethan compliment</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/12/13/odd-ethan-compliment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;i like your hair. you&#8217;re not trying to make a statment. it just says &#8216;hey- i have hair, ok&#8217;.&#8221;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=386&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>mother</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/12/13/mother/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this quote should be the name of our new blog, but it&#8217;s waaaay too long. &#8220;The most important thing she&#8217;d learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.&#8221;-Jill Churchill that or &#8220;panic and do something stupid&#8221;.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=385&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>stupid blogger</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/12/09/stupid-blogger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so blogger decided to change a bunch of things- to make everything &#8216;fancier&#8217;, but in the meantime they junked up a bunch of us. junked us up old style. so&#8230;. sorry we have been gone, now we are back.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=384&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>hooray!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/12/08/hooray/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 17:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Families Cheer as Autism Bill Passes<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=383&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>money and time</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/11/27/money-and-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Money and time are the heaviest burdens of life, and&#8230;the unhappiest of all mortals are those who have more of either than they know how to use.&#8221; -Samuel Johnson, The Idler<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=381&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ringing joyful and triumphant</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/11/16/ringing-joyful-and-triumphant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 21:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[it&#8217;s always nice to hear a song that fits and holds your mood so perfectly, especially when you desperately need it. because sometimes melancholy is ok, and you just want to hear something that doesn&#8217;t try to convince you it&#8217;s not. today i hear the bells. &#8220;You snooze, you loseWell I have snost and lost&#8221;is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=380&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>dammit</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/11/14/dammit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 21:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[we&#8217;ll have an imagination Christmas this year<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=379&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>eureka</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/11/10/eureka/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 18:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i think we have a name. maybe. but i am keeping it quiet for a little while, because i am not sure if we are cool enough to use it. it&#8217;s not eureka.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=378&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>martha finally stops the lies</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/10/27/martha-finally-stops-the-lies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i was so sure this recipe wouldn&#8217;t work. i got it from the martha stewart. for the first time ever one of her recipes was very simple and very yummy.it doesn&#8217;t get any easier than this. seriously. who doesn&#8217;t have this stuff in their pantry? Baked Pasta With Tomatoes and Parmesan Serves 4 3/4 cup [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=377&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>good and bad morning</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/10/24/good-and-bad-morning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 15:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this morning i realized two things. good: i am half-way through this pregnancybad: no more non-maternity pants<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=376&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>must immediately leave</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/10/18/must-immediately-leave/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[get ready, i am going to confess one of my very worst most hideous dark secrets. i tivo and watch every episode of america&#8217;s next top model. it&#8217;s not so bad if you just hit mute everytime tyra talks. anyhoo- i am coming out of the closet so i can get a very important message [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=375&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>National Fail Miserably Day</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/10/17/national-fail-miserably-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 04:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[right in the middle of my &#8220;Things I Should Be Doing Much, Much Better if I’m Ever Going to Amount to Anything&#8221; multi-tasking i celebrated National Fail Miserably Day a day late. because seriously, why would i ever do anything on time if i am failing miserably? a few days ago while driving in the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=374&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>new additions&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/10/17/new-additions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 23:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;for the new addition. thanks to my very good friend erin n.she&#8217;s just about the perfect friend. always remembers birthdays, always thinks of others first, always has the perfect gift. smart as hell, very determined, super organized, always on time, can talk to anyone and as soon as you meet her you&#8217;re sure you&#8217;ve known [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=373&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the contenders</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/10/16/the-contenders/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[accordig to me:FinnNicholasSamLucasErikLukeQuinn according to ethan:MagnusAugust it&#8217;s a boy! clearly we need name help.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=372&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>real estate in springfield</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/09/19/real-estate-in-springfield/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 00:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[you know your house hunting isn&#8217;t moving in a positive direction when you think, &#8220;wow, the simpsons have a really nice house.&#8221;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=366&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>two secret morning sickness cures</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/09/12/two-secret-morning-sickness-cures/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[bulgarian orange fanta (VERY different than american)dr. pepper with crushed ice in a plastic cup<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=363&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i heart martha</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/09/12/i-heart-martha/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 23:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[now i know utah is out of it&#8217;s bloody mind. martha stewart is giving away a brand new home completely filled with all of her home goodies. guess what it&#8217;s value is. just guess. a mere $400,000. so wwwwhhhhhhhyyyyyy is everyone is sugarhouse/the avenues asking in the upper 300&#8242;s for their little crap shacks? hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=362&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bad bad week</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2006 16:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[it&#8217;s a bad week. worse than any i can remember.this morning i realized just how bad. i found a forgotten fifty dollar bill in my purse, i didn&#8217;t even crack a smile. there were no smiles when this happened twice yesterday. all seperate fifty dollar bills. to avoid panics i should specify, the bad all [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=359&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>simple definition</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/08/30/simple-definition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hope is a desire for something to happen, while expecting or being confident that it will come true. Hope also implies a certain amount of perseverence, believing that something is possible even when there is some evidence to the contrary.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=358&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the VERY last straw</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2006 22:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[we are moving. and after the conversation i overheard today it&#8217;s going to be asap. we live in a duplex. it&#8217;s a very interesting design that has been beaten to death for over 50 years. it&#8217;s a ski lodge. made almost entirely of wood, which of course mean bugs, critters and apparently flying lizzards. we [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=355&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>california anyone?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 17:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if you are driving to and from california anytime soon, and you want to shop at ikea for me please let me know. 2007 is too far away.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=354&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i heart dean martin</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 17:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I feel sorry for people who don&#8217;t drink. They wake up in the morning and that&#8217;s the best they&#8217;re going to feel all day.&#8221;Dean Martin Well, it&#8217;s lonesome in this big town,Ev&#8217;rybody puts me down,I&#8217;m a face without a name,Just a-walkin&#8217; in the rain&#8230;Going back to HOUSTON, HOUSTON, HOUSTON.Got holes in both of my shoes,I&#8217;m [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=353&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>sympathy</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/08/16/sympathy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 17:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[me: i think i&#8217;m going to puke ethan: don&#8217;t puke in the car<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=352&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>in case of emergency&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/08/07/in-case-of-emergency/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2006 00:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m not sure what has been distracting the other editors of janebejane&#8230; i have not been feeling well. so i have been taking a break from blogging, making and returning phone calls, cleaning, caring about my appearance and everything else that matters. sooooooo&#8230;if i haven&#8217;t talked to you in awhile. sorry. very sorry.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=351&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>speaking of</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/08/02/speaking-of/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[dear mythbusters, please loose the vapid redhead. maybe you could feed her to one of those sharks&#8230; vap·id adj. 1. Lacking liveliness, animation, or interest; dull: vapid conversation. 2. Lacking taste, zest, or flavor; flat: vapid beer.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=350&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>meow, we&#8217;re so cute</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i just handed the laptop to ethan and told him to type because i am too tired. &#8220;type that we&#8217;re cute because we like to watch the same tv show.&#8221; this is what he came up with: it was cute because we were watching the same show. mine is better. &#8220;come watch tv with me [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=349&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>note to self</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/07/17/note-to-self-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sorry, another one of these. today bubby:took 6 steps when he wasn&#8217;t paying attention, and sadly neither was i.later took 4 steps about 50 times.clapped his hands 2 hours after i spent 20 min trying to teach him.called the fan a light- again. must fix. AND he hugged his bear. and his hippo. and every [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=347&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>falsies</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 03:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[unfair. i want my son&#8217;s eyelashes. i know it&#8217;s very hard to see in this photo, but it&#8217;s the best i could do. he&#8217;s a little mover and a shaker.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=346&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ethan in my heart</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/07/17/ethan-in-my-heart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 03:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s taken me TEN days to report on the greatest purchase i have made this century. feast your eyes. i know. totally. but you know what&#8217;s better than the cd? V-I-N-Y-L. it&#8217;s a record people, remember records? ethan just happened to find it one day at the virgin mega-butquitesmall-store. and on a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=345&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>note to self</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/06/28/note-to-self-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[bubby waved to grandma today. his first goodbye wave. emily, write that down.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=343&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>hmmm, me too</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 13:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I cut off all my hair, in the classic regulation mom style&#8211;the &#8220;I&#8217;m still a little hip, right?&#8221; cut that really says, &#8220;Nice try, mom.&#8221;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=341&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>on a lighter note&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 07:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>note to self</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/06/22/note-to-self-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[bubby took his first half step today and his first ride with his car seat facing forward. emily, write this down in the ohsolovely journal alison gave you.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=338&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/06/15/335/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 23:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Housework can&#8217;t kill you, but why take a chance? &#8220;-Phyllis Diller<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=335&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>suddenly considering Ingrid as my next child&#8217;s name</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 23:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I have no regrets. I wouldn&#8217;t have lived my life the way I did if I was going to worry about what people were going to say.&#8221; -Ingrid Bergman this should be tattooed on at least three parts of my body so i will be sure to see it everyday. three times in the past [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=334&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>happy first</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/06/09/happy-first/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2006 03:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/06/06/332/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jun 2006 04:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/05/31/328/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 02:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop offs at tedium and counter productivity. -Erma Bombeck<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=328&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>therapy</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/05/15/therapy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 May 2006 04:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>breakdown day</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/05/14/breakdown-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2006 06:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[since it’s mother’s day (or was when i started this post) i won’t tell you what a fantastic failure i have recently discovered myself to be. i won’t discuss the three occupations i currently unsuccessfully juggle. i won’t give you the details of the newfound utter disgust i have for my job and the disarray [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=324&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>my ADD playlist</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 May 2006 06:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[as ethan has titled it. i have been using my friend&#8217;s rhapsody account. i like it. i really like it. apparently i have been jumping around a bit with my playlist this evening&#8230; take me out &#8211; franz ferdinandseven nation army &#8211; white stripesbeast of burden &#8211; rolling stoneslife on mars? &#8211; davie bowiejust like [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=317&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>swoon&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/04/20/swoon-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>stupid captions</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/04/19/stupid-captions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i think i ate a bug. janebejane editors love and hang out with these poor souls, regularly.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=312&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>american morrissey</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/04/19/american-morrissey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[how lovely to discover one of my favorite bands has reunited AND playing in salt lake soon. soon after i discovered the smoking popes the lead singer found religion and swore he&#8217;d devote his life to the christian way. happily, he seems to have found some room in his newly religious life for a little [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=311&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>there are no words&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/04/18/there-are-no-words/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i know, i know- if we don&#8217;t ignore the monster it will never die. but good grief, please tell me this is a lie. m.u.s.t. s.t.o.p. e.v.i.l. t.o.m.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=310&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i know you love me because&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/04/10/i-know-you-love-me-because/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 03:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[when i throw one of your gooey gel shoe inserts at you and miss, then ask for the other one- you happily hand it over.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=308&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i heart homer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2006 06:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[marge: quick, someone perform CPR homer: i see a bad moon a risin&#8217;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=295&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i heart curious george</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2006 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>i&#8217;ve got pork in my eye</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/03/17/ive-got-pork-in-my-eye/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2006 06:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i didn&#8217;t know marriage was so simple&#8230;i never would have guessed. i am organizing my music. i need to shrink 60GB of MP3s down to 40GB. how do you pick your favorite, how do you decide who gets thrown to the DVDs for storage. what guilty pleasures do you keep? prince or phil collins? guns [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=292&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ethan</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/03/16/ethan-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sorry i have been kicking your ass all month, i didn&#8217;t know my own strength. take your time, find something meaningful.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=291&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>blue</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/03/16/blue/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>the insurance companies have donald trump working hard on their side&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/03/08/the-insurance-companies-have-donald-trump-working-hard-on-their-side/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[has anyone else noticed donald trump gestures like an personal injury lawyer?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=286&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>danger&#8230; danger will robinson</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Mar 2006 04:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m a worrier. it&#8217;s what i do. i&#8217;ve tried for too many years to quiet them, but life is so much less stressful when i just let them flow. it doesn&#8217;t make sense to you. it doesn&#8217;t have to. it makes sense to me. if you want to know if there is a registered sexoffender [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=285&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>human touch</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/03/02/human-touch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2006 07:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[at work i have been helping to organize a volunteer website for the community. i keep telling myself i need to do something to help someone. today i added a new opportunity, and after seeing the information i decided it&#8217;s time to get off my ass. Energetic and loving volunteers needed to play with and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=282&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>lost</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/02/28/lost/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2006 06:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so i guess the title of the show is the point of the show. everyone is lost. see. i wish i wasn&#8217;t so behind. i really like matthew fox!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=281&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the 7 purses of highly effective people</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/02/26/the-7-purses-of-highly-effective-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 06:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if you are in the market for a new purse you should really take a look at franklin covey. i know, very odd suggestion. they have started making these perfectly lovely purses and they go on sale all the time. case in point, this lovely little number is only $22. i am waiting for this [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=279&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the new adventures of good tv</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/02/26/the-new-adventures-of-good-tv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i like julia louis-dreyfus. i am always looking for a new show to watch, since i missed most of the first season of lost i have no idea what the hell is going on. i know. it&#8217;s on dvd. but really, if i had time to watch an entire season of a show on dvd [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=278&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>priceless</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/02/26/priceless/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[britney,thanks for making me feel ssoooooo much better about my post pregnancy ass&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=277&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>thank you joe</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/02/25/thank-you-joe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2006 23:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[page france quite yummy.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=276&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i am not a bad person</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/02/23/i-am-not-a-bad-person/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[at least i am trying not to be&#8230; i don&#8217;t scrapbook. i don&#8217;t like to. at all. not even a bit. it has taken me some time to discover this&#8230; i would look at very artfully designed layouts like alie&#8217;s and think &#8216;ok, this color plus this shape plus this fancy font equals this work [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=274&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>harry miazakyi</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[dear harry, i am very interested to know what kind of a person you are. it seems we inherited your old phone number along with all of your solicitors. apparently you were on medicare, frequently qualified for credit cards, occasionally used same day check cashing or payday loan companies, donated to MADD (good man) and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=273&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>photo updates</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/02/09/photo-updates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 01:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ethan, babysitting pro we&#8217;re getting a highchair, soon elliott&#8217;s last playday with eli. my son is a bully timeout white trash tubby westside boyz<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=272&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>feel good shopping</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/02/09/feel-good-shopping/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2006 18:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i just ordered a load of stuff from st. jude children&#8217;s research hospital. they have very nice items at very good prices, and you can feel good about it. come on, don&#8217;t you need a new sweatshirt? shop here<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=270&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>more complaints.</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/02/01/more-complaints/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2006 06:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i can&#8217;t say enough how much i dislike my phone company. yesterday the caller id stopped working. i wouldn&#8217;t mind if every other call wasn&#8217;t a telelmarketer. when ethan was in budapest we had a broadband phone. i am seriously thinking of switching back to that broadband phone company. soooo much better than crappy qwest [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=268&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>for kari</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/01/31/for-kari/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2006 05:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[kari, if i had $465 to spare i would order this for you. i thought of you as soon as i saw it. i want one so bad my teeth hurt just looking at it&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=267&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>liar liar empty belly on fire</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/01/23/liar-liar-empty-belly-on-fire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2006 19:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hmmmmmm<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=266&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ouch</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/01/19/ouch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 04:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m not good with pain.i had a c-section with elliott and 5 minutes into the procedure my epidural slid to one side of my spine and i could feel everything &#8211; on one side. did you hear that? i could feel EVERYTHING as they cut through layers of me. i knew when they pulled elliott [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=265&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>not a yam fan</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/01/16/not-a-yam-fan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2006 02:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>swoon</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/01/05/swoon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2006 05:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>say hi to your grandma for me, then kick her in the teeth</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/01/05/say-hi-to-your-grandma-for-me-then-kick-her-in-the-teeth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2006 04:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so we&#8217;re living with my parents, looking for an apartment. we stumbled across one in sugarhouse. it&#8217;s was perfect. huge, 2 bedrooms with an office, a garbage chute, utilities included, 2 bathrooms, underground parking and large windows on a second floor. we were elated. we couldn&#8217;t stop smiling. the next day we arranged to take [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=260&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bigger head = bigger brain, right?</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2006/01/05/bigger-head-bigger-brain-right/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2006 03:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[bubby had a head ultrasound yesterday. our pediatrician was a little concerned about the rate his head is growing. poor kid, with us as parents he had no chance of having a small head. we had to go to primary children&#8217;s hospital for the ultrasound. as soon as we turned into the parking lot my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=259&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>dear squeaky wheels, shut it</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/12/30/dear-squeaky-wheels-shut-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2005 05:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so it looks like we aren&#8217;t overcrowding the world, killing ourselves with chemicals, drowning in garbage or destroying our forests as much as we thought. see.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=257&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the bees knees</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/12/21/the-bees-knees/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 06:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the band: a band of beesthe album: free the beesmy new favorite song: #11 one glass of water click for small crappy audio clip you know how sometimes you are just looking for a new band- you don&#8217;t know what band but you know what they sound like even though you&#8217;ve never heard them before? [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=255&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>oops</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/12/19/oops/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2005 06:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>more vanity</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 06:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i am not photogenic. i never like my photos, but for some odd reason i really like this one. i think i look worn out in an oddly pleasant way and elliott has my favorite deer in the headlights look. not so bad. also, everyone who never believes me when i say my head is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=253&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i win. says me.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 06:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i have a list. a list of celebrities i just cant stand. i know. what a stupid way to waste my hating energy. i understand how silly it is. i won’t get into who’s on the list (naturally tom cruise and katie holmes are at the top) i’ll just tell you about one because today [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=252&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>rotting teeth</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2005 04:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i don&#8217;t like brownies. i don&#8217;t hate brownies, but if i have a choice i&#8217;ll always choose something else. however. yesterday my mom made these brownies and i have eaten most of the pan. not impressed? please notice you cook them in a 13&#215;18&#8243; pan. that&#8217;s 234 inches of goodness. it was 234 inches, now [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=251&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>low</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2005 06:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[have i mentioned low before?(yes: married, mormon, parents, duluth, slow, sad)my friend stanimal gave me their christmas album years ago and i am decidedly addicted. you need to buy their christmas album. why? because it&#8217;s surprisingly happy depressing and contains one of my favorite christmas songs. my very favorite christmas song, which in the end [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=249&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>steps to find a human</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2005 20:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[very useful.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=248&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>holiday gift ideas</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2005 04:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[organic handknit double breasted coat peanut shell mr. man, jr. monthly flowersvanilla field coat ava toile roses bib apron kung fu kids bookend elements ribbon baby cashmere cable-collar sweater blendables mini gift pack vintage pixie hatangora booties the tingler diabolical hot dog cookie loves milk moon shoes billy kirk leather cufflong velvet trim coat amethyst [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=247&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>happy thanks</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2005 02:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>bumbo</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2005 06:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[elliott in his new bumbo seat. contrary to what you see, he really does love it. well, he is going to love it because i love it. really.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=245&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>note to self</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2005 05:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It is not to endure storms, but to choose the right while they rage.&#8221;-Henry B. Eyring<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=243&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>cartoon ava</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 23:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[look kari- it&#8217;s ava.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=241&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i have a new crush</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 04:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i have found a new blog to read. deadbug is more eloquent than i could hope to be, even on my very best day. i am becoming quickly obsessed. and kari, she says ort!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=238&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>can&#8217;t&#8230;breate&#8230;too&#8230;excited</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 23:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>i got childrens all over town</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 04:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[my favorite show is being cancelled. FAVORITE- more favorite than the simpsons. did i just say that? i am very very sad. A quality show fizzles, and it&#8217;s your fault see what you&#8217;ve missed all this pressure to be bright<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=236&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>don&#8217;t look at me, he did it</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2005 04:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>flat tummies</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/11/11/flat-tummies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 03:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[heidi klum and i have so much in common. i totally looked like THIS two months after my baby was born.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=234&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>dear nursing nazis</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/11/11/dear-nursing-nazis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 03:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[while spreading your breastfeeding propaganda you should remember to tell the new mothers some of them will not produce enough milk for a whole year. and it doesn&#8217;t mean they are bad mothers, just the owners of really useless boobs. so the next time a mother takes her son to the dr and learns he [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=233&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>at least i tried</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/11/11/at-least-i-tried/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 03:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://babysteals.com/wp_emily/?p=232</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[when at 9pm you finally take a good look at yourself and realize you have only changed out of half of your pajamas, then you know. you have failed as a mother. another good clue. you let your 5 month old watch 25 minutes of spongebob squarepants to keep him quiet while you work. more? [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=232&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>a little late</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/11/09/a-little-late/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 03:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://babysteals.com/wp_emily/?p=231</guid>
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		<title>home</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/11/09/home/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 03:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[very sad to be home. this is not my home, my home is where ethan sleeps. i miss ethan, i miss the dirt of budapest. it&#8217;s a stunning city- i recommend it to anyone. if you need somewhere to stay ethan has a nice brown apartment filled with brown things and a shelf toilet. the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=230&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>boy genius</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/11/03/boy-genius/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2005 20:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[my son is so smart. today he learned to sitck his binkie in his mouth all by himself. he&#8217;s having a hard time with the applause that follows. freaks him out.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=227&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>brain function interruption</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/11/03/brain-function-interruption/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2005 18:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[vacation in a foreign country with only ONE SMALL bottle of purell. who has my obsessivecompulsivemom brain&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=226&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>dear obsessive compulsive me</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/10/27/dear-obsessive-compulsive-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 04:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[a list of things to work on: he most likely doesn&#8217;t notice if his binky is not perfectly centered in his mouth as he sleeps just because you can&#8217;t stand all your layers of clothing rumpled doesn&#8217;t mean he can&#8217;t. just get his damn clothes on him, forget the straightening. blankets that touch the floor [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=223&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>5</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/10/27/5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 04:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[do you see the number on the sidebar, the one that says i will see ethan in 5 days. FIVE DAYS! it&#8217;s been 53 days since i have seen him. FIFTY THREE. i cannot explain how much this has sucked. NEVER DO IT. i have tremendous respect for single moms and military wives, i aspire [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=222&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ethan,</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/10/16/ethan-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2005 04:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got you and that&#8217;s all I needI got you and that&#8217;s all I needI got you and that&#8217;s all I need I got you I got you and I still believeThat you are all I will ever needIt&#8217;s you, oh It&#8217;s the end of the centuryAnd I can&#8217;t think of anythingExcept you It&#8217;s the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=220&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>baby ghettoblasters</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/10/13/baby-ghettoblasters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 03:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[alison is right. babies are a great way to see music videos. this is my new favorite song, and the video makes me giggle. well, the first time i saw it i cried, because it&#8217;s so cute and it made me miss ethan. because ethan, &#8220;i love you i love you i love you&#8221;. watch [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=218&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>pep talk</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/09/29/pep-talk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 04:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sorry about the whining, i&#8217;m just being a baby. today i have realized i have many blessings. i have a very sweet husband who loves me dearly. one who decided to think outside the box and go after the career he really wants. i love that about him and i need to start supporting him [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=212&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>are you sick of this yet</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/09/28/are-you-sick-of-this-yet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 05:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i thought i was stronger. i&#8217;m just not. i&#8217;m no good on my own. i miss my husband. it aches, a painful disgusting ache. i ask myself several times a day why we&#8217;re doing this to ourselves. why have we allowed ethan to miss weeks of elliott&#8217;s life, weeks of our lives together. this felt [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=211&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>toot toot</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/09/28/toot-toot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 04:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[my son, he&#8217;s a tooter. it&#8217;s late at night, i am working with the monitor on so i can hear him. every night, a at least once i&#8217;ll hear him wiggle a bit, then he&#8217;ll make the cutest baby toot noise i&#8217;ve ever heard. it&#8217;s cute because it&#8217;s baby gas.my son, he&#8217;s a tooter.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=210&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>busted</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/09/27/busted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2005 03:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ethan knows why this is funny. i&#8217;m sure you can guess&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=209&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>do do do do do- X!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/09/27/do-do-do-do-do-x/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2005 03:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[remember this guy? love him. can&#8217;t wait to watch sesame street with elliott. if anyone ever finds a t-shirt with this guy, i need to know.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=208&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>delightful burdens</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 17:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Marriage hath in it less of beauty but more of safety, than the single life; it hath more care, but less danger, it is more merry, and more sad; it is fuller of sorrows, and fuller of joys; it lies under more burdens, but it is supported by all the strengths of love and charity, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=206&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>can&#8217;t &#8211; read &#8211; too &#8211; teary</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/09/24/cant-read-too-teary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2005 20:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: Ethan Millard To: emilymillardDate: Sep 24, 2005 1:23 PM We just chatted but..Please know I&#8217;ll go to bed tonight thinking about you.Like I always do. I have a bedtime ritual. I put on a full screen slideshow of my photos of you and elliott and then I watch until I fall asleep. Then I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=205&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>poor angus</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/09/21/poor-angus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 05:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[at night i have been reading stories to elliott, to wear out his little brain so he will want to sleep (this kid doesn&#8217;t nap). earlier this week i decided to read him some shel silverstein- he loves it. his eyes light up and he babbles back ten time more than he babbles any other [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=204&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>wasting time</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/09/20/wasting-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 04:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[since i have ten million things to do i decided to do the one thing that needed to be done the least. redesign the page. i still owe everyone i know a phone call, as soon as i dig myself out of my work i will call. i promise. perhaps in the meantime the other [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=203&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>let&#8217;s stay together</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/09/16/lets-stay-together/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2005 00:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ethan, in response to this&#8230; I, I&#8217;m so in love with you, whatever you want to do,Is all right with me&#8216;Cause you, make me feel so brand newAnd I want to spend my life with you Since, since we&#8217;ve been together, loving you foreverIs what I needLet me be the one you come running toI&#8217;ll [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=202&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the whole story</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/09/14/the-whole-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2005 02:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[is coming.i promise someday soon i will post more. this week if i get out of bed it&#8217;s a miracle. if i owe you a phone call i&#8217;m sorry, it will come soon.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=201&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ethan</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2005 05:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[you are somewhere over germany right now. i miss you. my heart hurts.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=200&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>almost homeless</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/08/31/almost-homeless/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2005 19:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[it&#8217;s a busy day/week. so busy that at one point i had to stop and laugh as we like animals, devoured the pasta i made for lunch directly out of the pan, while still on the hot stove. ethan shirtless (as i interrupted his sprint into the shower) and i in my pajamas. we are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=199&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>everybody blog</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/08/28/everybody-blog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2005 06:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[janebejane a little boring? try a celebrity blog:pamela andersonrosie o&#8217;donnellbarbara streisandal rokerjeff bridgesgeroge takeitom greenbruce willis and the very best one- wil wheaton aka wesley crusher<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=198&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>mr spiders mr not osar cdedbd iis</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/08/28/mr-spiders-mr-not-osar-cdedbd-iis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2005 06:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[since february we have been living in the basement apartment of my good friend alison. the situation has worked out better than i ever hoped, we are moving in two weeks and i will be sad to go. however there is one oddity here that i won&#8217;t miss. the strange bugs. lots of those ones [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=197&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>not my kids</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/08/25/not-my-kids-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2005 05:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[watch<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=196&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>diarrhea, nausea and fever for several weeks</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/08/19/diarrhea-nausea-and-fever-for-several-weeks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2005 23:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[dear idiots who let their kids play in the fountain at the gateway: this is why you are an idiot: Over 1,700 sickened at N.Y. water parkPlayground closed after intestinal parasite found in tank systemALBANY, N.Y. &#8211; Gastrointestinal illness possibly stemming from a state-run water playground in the Seneca Lake State Park has sickened more [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=195&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>two things that are only funny to me</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 05:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[first, ethan just said elliott has hooper schuman strength. second, ethan&#8217;s new way of getting my attention, and making me wet my pants: listen here.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=194&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>moo</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 23:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>the firm decision</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/08/15/the-firm-decision/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 04:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so i&#8217;ve made one. a decision that should have been made long ago, i know. no babywise for this baby, he is not capable of crying himself to sleep. at one point i thought, maybe when he&#8217;s older. maybe then his cries won&#8217;t sound like he&#8217;s being slowly eaten alive by ROUSs. i&#8217;d tell people [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=192&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i am a geek</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/08/10/i-am-a-geek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2005 04:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[because i want everything on this page!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=190&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>his favorite way to sleep</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 04:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>sydney before the aftermath</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2005 05:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>not my kids</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2005 05:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is my nephew fullerafter jumping on a trampoline for quite some time. the best thing about this picture- when you ask fuller to smile for the camera that is what he does. that is his smile. you can imagine his mother&#8217;s frustration at professional photo sessions. this is my niece sydneyshe was here last [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=186&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>blastoff</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2005 00:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[must remember to make sure baby&#8217;s feet are not firmly planted on anything resembling a launch pad so baby does not get hurled (is that a word?) to the floor by his herculean legs. seriously.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=185&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>oh lauren, i could kiss you</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/08/03/oh-lauren-i-could-kiss-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2005 23:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[my thoughts exactly, here.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=184&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>indecent exposure</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/08/03/indecent-exposure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2005 13:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m all for breast feeding your child, i think it makes the most sense and every woman should at least try it. that said, i have nothing against women who decide to use formula, like my mom. but women like this are making us breastfeeders look bad. sometimes you have to nurse in public, i [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=183&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the family</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/08/02/the-family/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2005 05:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[on elliott&#8217;s blessing day. the first day he leaked out of his diaper, right into the palm of his grandpa, in the middle of the blessing.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=182&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>leveling the playing field</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/08/02/leveling-the-playing-field/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2005 05:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[every woman i know is watching her scale, weight weighs too heavy on our minds. so i am sharing this recipe with you all for a little happy break. the girl who gave this to me called it chocolate filled brownies. i think that name is crap since there is nothing browine about it. i [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=181&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>gently lazy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2005 04:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i have to type this entry gently because i am a bad mother. elliott has just fallen asleep on our bed lying next to me. he was fussy, i was tired and i gave up again. i nursed him lying down (while ethan made fun of me for surfing the net on his laptop as [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=180&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i lied</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/08/01/i-lied/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2005 03:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ok. we are not dying, although i&#8217;m sure we&#8217;ve lost 4 of our 5 readers since i threatened. even if nobody reads this, even if nobody finds it interesting, i still like the creative outlet. so if you are reading, please enjoy. we&#8217;ll keep making more even if you decide we&#8217;re boring, which is very [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=179&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>jane is dying</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/07/18/jane-is-dying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 21:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this domain name expires on tuesday the 26th. i haven&#8217;t decided if i am going to renew it, because i am cheap. and i really doubt anyone read this, especially since we update it so frequently- ha ha. so maybe goodbye. maybe not.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=178&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>hi!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/07/07/hi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2005 14:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>a lighter post</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/06/29/a-lighter-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 04:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i could be a good mom and post some of the very sweet photos we have taken of the little pill, but really- are you going to be convinced that we have created the most adorable child yet? so instead i present his most entertaining photos. mom and dad are working real hard to get [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=176&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>been caught stealing</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/06/03/been-caught-stealing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 21:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ok, not really- it just seems so.i really like getting a good deal. i hope that doesn&#8217;t mean i&#8217;m cheap. i&#8217;m pretty sure it means i&#8217;m cheap. apparently amazon.com wants to get rid of a lot of their kitchen goodies. they are having a wonderful friday sale, i took advantage. see&#8230; Salton YM9 1-Quart Yogurt [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=170&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the explanation</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/06/03/the-explanation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 16:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ethan is going to be on KCPW&#8217;s Midday Edition today. he worked very hard creating the audio file last night and had some trouble emailing it to the proper authorities. if you look at the file size you&#8217;ll see why it didn&#8217;t work. ethan knows politics and all things smart, i know computer junk. try [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=169&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>grouchy tech support</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/06/03/grouchy-tech-support/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 14:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ethan&#8217;s letter to the editor audio. i&#8217;ll explain later<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=168&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>dr. tom</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/05/24/dr-tom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2005 03:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i have never liked tom cruise. i don&#8217;t find him even remotely attractive. he&#8217;s 3&#8242; 2&#8243;! i have always assumed he&#8217;s an idiot, now i&#8217;m sure. first he dates katie holmes and claims she&#8217;s a wonderful actress, now he&#8217;s decided he knows more about postpartum depression than doctors. apparently tom has decided brooke shields (who [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=167&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>it continues</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/05/16/it-continues/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2005 00:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[dear singing office girl, i don&#8217;t want to know where love is, and i certainly don&#8217;t want you to show me&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=164&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>in which i capitalize everything</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/05/12/in-which-i-capitalize-everything/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2005 05:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m sure by some of my past posts you can tell that i like music. a little too much. i have no musical talent whatsoever, so it has always seemed odd to me that i am so obsessed. i think the problem is my attention span. i don&#8217;t have one. this is a problem when [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=162&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>wait no longer</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/05/09/wait-no-longer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2005 17:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if you have been waiting to buy a kitchenaid mixer, wait no longer. they ain&#8217;t gettin&#8217; any cheaper. $139 (instead of $249) at amazon.com<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=160&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>funny</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/04/29/funny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2005 22:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warden: There&#8217;s no air in space.Homer: There&#8217;s an Air &#38; Space museum! Bob: For relaxing times, make it Suntory time. [after a long speech in Japanese]Ms. Kawasaki: He want you to turn and look in camera. Okay?Bob: Is that all he said? Premium Fantasy woman: Mr. Kazu sent me, premium fantasy. My stockings. Rip them. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=158&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>oh good grief</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/04/25/oh-good-grief/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2005 16:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from the sunday deseret news opinion page: Chihuly sculpture is repulsive Was it a fluke that the Utah Symphony &#38; Opera&#8217;s slump in ticket sales coincided with the installment of the hideous, orange Chihuly sculpture in the county-run Abravanel Hall lobby? Doubtful. Yet, the sheer size of this monstrosity will probably keep it here until [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=157&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bored?</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/04/21/bored/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 00:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[good grief, is there anything more entertaining than google maps? i can see my sister&#8217;s house. see:it&#8217;s far away in kentucky. and i can see my friend brooke&#8217;s apartment. see:it&#8217;s far away in california. and i can see my friend erin&#8217;s apartment. see:it&#8217;s far away in washington. and i can see how far amy moved [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=156&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>6 baby boy needs</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 00:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>everybody doesn&#8217;t need one</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/04/18/everybody-doesnt-need-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 00:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i don&#8217;t know why, but i really want to buy this for someone. it&#8217;s 74% off! and so huge and useless&#8230; it&#8217;s in my shopping cart.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=153&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>dinner</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 23:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if you are a goat cheese fan you need to try this recipe (or stop by because we are eating it tonight). it couldn&#8217;t be any easier. Asparagus-Goat Cheese PastaFrom Real Simple When including asparagus in pasta or other dishes, cook the spears first. If you like to serve asparagus tips as a side dish, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=152&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>little angels</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/04/12/little-angels/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 22:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i love pointless information. like this. and like this: do you know the real name of the city of los angeles? El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciúncula or The Town of Our Lady the Queen of Angels of the Little Portion or The Town of Our Lady the Queen [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=151&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>please note</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 22:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[unless you are bono, or some other form of verified rock star, it is not necessary to wear sunglasses at 10:45pm.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=150&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the luckiest</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/04/08/the-luckiest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2005 19:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i can’t believe i’m writing this today. ethan is officially in trouble. it’s not really a big deal, he was a pill this morning and he knows the one thing not to do when you are married to me is be a pill in the morning. anyhoo, i have been putting together a compilation of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=147&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>putt putt</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/03/31/putt-putt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2005 00:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i think maybe there was some sort of a gas leak in our room last night. it&#8217;s the only explaination. every night at 10 we watch the simpsons. for some reason when we heard this (links to mp3) last night we laughed so hard i was fairly certain we would both stop breathing. not just [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=145&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>more sea more cake please</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/03/30/more-sea-more-cake-please/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2005 17:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this morning woxy played a sam prekop song, you may or may not remember him from the sea and cake. i thought i should tell amy and ethan because they both like the sea and cake and i&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll like sam. look here. now woxy is playing doves. mmmmmm, doves. why aren&#8217;t you all [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=144&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>seriously&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/03/28/seriously/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 17:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[an interesting ride in the elevator this morning. two men were discussing photos from a recent family vacation. where, of all the places on this planet, did they decide to take a family vacation? idaho of course. to see all the sites related to that stupid movie! good grief. and to top it off, a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=143&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>endless entertainment</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/03/24/endless-entertainment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2005 00:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ethan&#8217;s had a hard week. he doesn&#8217;t even have time to fix his bedhead.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=141&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>more bathroom related issues</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2005 00:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[dear gross women of my office, exactly what benefit do you see in briefly running your hands under cold water after you have used the restroom? is there some new scientific evidence proving that cold water shocks the bacteria and germs off your hands? do you think about the bacteria and germs crawling all over [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=140&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>what not to forget</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/03/21/what-not-to-forget/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;ve decided to share the excellent advice i received from all the mamas i know about what not to forget when having a baby. i asked these questions, most answers came by email, not comments. enjoy. There is an antibacterial spray that no one informed me of before I went to the ospital that I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=139&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>just one more today</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/03/18/just-one-more-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2005 00:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[let&#8217;s pretend you&#8217;re pregnant, and like me you&#8217;re afraid of the iron pills. they might make you sick. (who are we kidding, if you are like me they will make you sick because you&#8217;re always sick anyway. (please note i said anyway not anywayS. no s on that word people) so there you are pregnant [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=138&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>belly</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/03/18/belly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2005 00:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[amy wanted to see my belly. this is my belly today, minus my face. because my face looked crappy. riboflavin has been especially squirmy lately. i&#8217;m surprised you can&#8217;t see a foot poking out.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=137&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>evil eye</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/03/18/evil-eye/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2005 00:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is ethan&#8217;s eye. this is a close up. currently he has one creepy white eyelash that he refuses to let me pull out. do you think he&#8217;d notice if i did it at night? hi sweetie! guard your creepy eyelash.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=136&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>no, i don&#8217;t want to hear about his &quot;skills&quot;</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/03/18/no-i-dont-want-to-hear-about-his-skills/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2005 00:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[dear everyone i know, please stop asking me if i&#8217;ve seen the movie napoleon dynamite. and please, when i say no don&#8217;t start quoting every line of the movie. i haven&#8217;t seen it, i&#8217;m not going to see it, so give up. sorry. i&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s a really funny movie, but i am just so [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=135&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>has prohibition returned?</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/03/17/has-prohibition-returned/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2005 00:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is a very crappy picture of a very funny truck we followed on the freeway today. funny because the back of the truck is entirely full of boxes of alcohol. full. so full the poor low rider truck was low riding more than any low riding truck ever should. i wanted to get a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=134&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i&#8217;ve got nothing to do today but smile</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/03/13/ive-got-nothing-to-do-today-but-smile/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2005 05:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so this weekend i finally listened to the garden state soundtrack, i&#8217;m a little behind in the music deptartment. it&#8217;s really very good. very good. love the shins. the soundtrack includes the only living boy in new york, by simon and garfunkel. i&#8217;ve decided that song is one of my very favorite songs but only [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=132&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>mommies of the world, unite and take over</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/03/09/mommies-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2005 00:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m sure the readership of this blog is limited to the three authors and their husbands, but just in case someone else reads&#8230; dear mommies of the world, please comment with your answers: what is the best thing you packed for the hospital? what is the one thing you forgot to pack for the hospital? [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=131&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>not now, i&#8217;m peeing</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/03/03/not-now-im-peeing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2005 00:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[up until a week ago i assumed everyone understood proper bathroom etiquette. not so. when you are in a public restroom DO NOT try to have a conversation with someone in the next stall. there are no exceptions. and for the love of pete, DO NOT talk on your cell phone while you go about [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=130&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>charlotte</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/02/22/charlotte/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 16:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if little riboflavin was going to be a girl (it&#8217;s a boy, have i said it&#8217;s a boy?) i would spend every penny i have on this little kitten from loobylu. maybe i will anyway&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=129&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>silly love songs</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/02/18/silly-love-songs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2005 01:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[recently i got together with some old friends to eat and catch up on each others’ lives. through the conversation i became keenly aware that my life is a lot better than i probably deserve. sure, we’re not rich, we only own one car, we live in my friend’s basement, ethan is still in school [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=128&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the greatest story ever hula-ed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2005 04:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi I&#8217;m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from&#8230;such educational films as &#8220;Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly,&#8221; and &#8220;Here Comes the Metric System!&#8221;&#8230;such fishing films as &#8216;Cast Out&#8217; or &#8216;The Reel Deal.&#8217;&#8230;such films as &#8220;The Erotic Adventures of Hercules&#8221; and &#8220;Dial &#8216;M&#8217; for Murderousness&#8221;.&#8230;such films as &#8220;&#8216;P&#8217; is for Psycho&#8221; and &#8220;The President&#8217;s Neck [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=125&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>chicken liver anyone?</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/02/09/chicken-liver-anyone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2005 03:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[even though i have been writing way too much about sugar lately, i am trying to be healthy for little riboflavin. i have been trying to increase my iron so i won&#8217;t have to take the horrible iron pills. i am very afraid of the iron pills. iron is rare, it&#8217;s in things like oysters, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=124&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>mmm, cheesecake</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/02/09/mmm-cheesecake/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2005 02:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[recently i bought a few cookbooks that i love. they are all from america&#8217;s test kitchen and every recipe i have made works perfectly. as if we all need a reason to eat more sugar, here is one of my favorites. caution, it&#8217;s a real from scratch recipe, there are no shortcuts. follow every instruction, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=123&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>my name is</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/02/09/my-name-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2005 20:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[all right. that&#8217;s it. pregnancy has made me ridiculously stupid. i just stared at my name after i typed it, so sure i had omitted a letter somewhere. i stared for two minutes before i could comfortably move on, knowing i had spelled emily correctly. seriously. stupid.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=122&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>riboflavin likes sugar</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/02/03/riboflavin-likes-sugar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2005 05:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so i&#8217;ve been sick while i&#8217;m pregnant. very sick in the beginning, mildly sick now. at least i think i&#8217;m still sick. i can&#8217;t really remember what it&#8217;s like to not be sick, but i&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s not normal to feel like throwing up 60% of the day. anyhoo, i&#8217;ve been sick and to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=116&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>and maggie makes three</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2005 04:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[it’s a sad day when you finally figure out you have something in common with homer simpson. so everyone who knows me knows i am pregnant. everyone except me. i knew i was pregnant but i didn’t really know i was. just like homer in the episode where everyone knows marge is pregnant but him [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=115&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>crafty craft</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/02/01/crafty-craft/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2005 04:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[lately i have been reading several crafty blogs on the internet and i have been watching wickedly perfect because there is nothing else on tv this year and i needed some new reality tv stars to hate. all of that and the fact that in 131 days i will be a mom has made me [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=113&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>why i don&#8217;t live in hong kong</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/01/20/why-i-dont-live-in-hong-kong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2005 20:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[smooshed.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=111&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>really, i&#8217;m not complaining</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2005/01/14/really-im-not-complaining/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2005 21:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[really. i&#8217;m not. i just think that if you are going to order pizza for everyone in the office you should be careful. we don&#8217;t need nine pizzas full of onions when i have to talk to these people all day. i&#8217;ve always had a strong disgust deep in my heart for onions. i think [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=109&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>twenty names my child will not have</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2005 04:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The top 10 baby names of 2004 (vs. 2003) Girls&#8217; names 1. Emma (Emily) 2. Madison (Emma) 3. Emily (Madison) 4. Kaitlyn (Hannah) 5. Hailey (Hailey) 6. Olivia (Sarah) 7. Isabella (Kaitlyn) 8. Hannah (Isabella) 9. Sarah (Olivia) 10. Abigail (Abigail) Boys&#8217; names 1. Jacob (Jacob) 2. Aidan (Aidan) 3. Ethan (Ethan) 4. Ryan (Matthew) [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=107&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>all milk goes to heaven</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/12/29/all-milk-goes-to-heaven/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2004 20:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i like blur. i like the &#8220;coffee and tv&#8221;. i love the milk carton in this video. i want one of my very own.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=105&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>little viking</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/12/27/little-viking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2004 23:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i have no kids (yet) so i have to post pictures of my sisters&#8217;. this is andrew, the little viking. as you can see the scandinavian blood my father passed to my sister is strong.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=104&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the epedemic</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2004 17:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m prego, so is kari. below is a list of people i know, people who are very good friends who are also pregnant. it&#8217;s creepy, very epedemic like. february: mickey- high school friend april: jen- wife of ethan&#8217;s childhood friend june: alison- friend from college june: brooke- old roommate june: sarah- wife of ethan&#8217;s friend [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=102&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>merry scary christmas</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/12/22/merry-scary-christmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2004 17:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[children terrified of santa<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=101&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>my new favorite political statement</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/11/04/my-new-favorite-political-statement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2004 20:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[bush won, let&#8217;s move to canada. translation: you&#8217;re not playing fair i&#8217;m taking my toys and going home. canada doesn&#8217;t want whiners either. i didn&#8217;t really want bush to win, but instead of being a baby about it I&#8217;M MOVING ON and not discounting america as the worst country to live in. grow up.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=99&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>meowing little creepy boy</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/10/19/meowing-little-creepy-boy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 19:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[that little meowing boy on the commercial for the grudge is the creepiest thing i have ever seen. he is giving me nightmares. please stop meowing little creepy boy. see.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=95&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>emergency! emergency!</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/10/11/emergency-emergency/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2004 01:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[there was NO black cherry kool-aide at the grocery store today! there wasn&#8217;t even the empty box! has all the black cherry kool-aide disappeared? does this mean they won&#8217;t be making it anymore? i am totally freaking out. F.R.E.A.K.I.N.G. out.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=92&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>no one will ever love you honestly</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/10/09/no-one-will-ever-love-you-honestly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2004 07:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[a few luciously meloncholy songs for you. i have mp3s if you really want them, email me- emily at janebejane dot com. i&#8217;d be happy to share. what makes these songs so vividly sad are the lyrics. so, i&#8217;ve included my favorite line from each to intice you to actually find the song to listen [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=91&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>number five with a bullet</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/10/09/number-five-with-a-bullet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2004 07:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if you haven’t yet seen the movie high fidelity, you need to immediately stop everything and go find it. i have never seen a more accurate portrayal of men and women and why we (men) mess everything up so viciously easy. brilliant. What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=90&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>electric eels under the covers</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/10/09/electric-eels-under-the-covers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2004 07:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[let me see if i can properly explain this. my friend steve has had a bit of a heartbreak. i talked to him yesterday and he told me he has been listening to three magnetic fields song a lot. i wasn’t surprised. i told him, and now i am telling you, the magnetic fields album [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=89&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>u can&#8217;t touch this</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/10/07/u-cant-touch-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2004 14:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>i have one thing to say</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/09/28/i-have-one-thing-to-say/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2004 01:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[dat phan is N.O.T. funny. and neither is that stupid show. SOMEONE please put something good on tv at 7pm on tuesdays.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=87&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>music to my ears</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/09/27/music-to-my-ears/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2004 04:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[L.O.V.E. woxy.com go there. listen. find bands like: buffseeds martina topley-bird saul williams the arcade fire spoon the concretes rilo kiley citizen bird<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=86&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bad liar liar</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/09/22/bad-liar-liar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2004 21:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i interrupted my husband in the middle of a covert operation today. i am guessing it has something to do with our anniversary, we met three years ago today. i&#8217;m very happy my husband sucks at lying, i am the pro in the family. me: hey, what are you doing? him: just running some errands [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=84&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>quality you can taste</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/09/20/quality-you-can-taste/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2004 23:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[in honor of the two lusciously heavenish cheeseburgers i had at in-n-out this weekend i am adding this sparkly logo to make you jealous. all hail in-n-out.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=83&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>where do you store your chestnuts</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/09/20/where-do-you-store-your-chestnuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2004 20:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this site has never been dirty; however, i feel i must share this: there is something very wrong with this picture. i am not going to tell you what&#8217;s wrong, because i don&#8217;t want creepy people looking at this site. something is a little rumpled. a lot.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=82&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>faking the commitment</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/09/07/faking-the-commitment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2004 01:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[since the last post was good and depressing i thought i&#8217;d add another&#8230; last month a diamond fell out of my wedding ring. the diamond is small enough you&#8217;d think nobody would notice, not the case. it looks like a huge gaping hole, because it is. and it&#8217;s left a huge gaping hole in me. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=79&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>kill me. kill me now.</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/08/31/kill-me-kill-me-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2004 19:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[again. NOBODY LIKES JOURNEY! there is never a reason to play their greatest hits all day, all day. DO NOT slide the ear piercing sounds of a crappy ass band into your cd player and LEAVE IT THERE ALL DAY ON REPEAT! For the love of all that is holy, MAKE IT STOP!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=74&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>my heart&#8217;s on fire</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/08/28/my-hearts-on-fire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2004 18:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[when your wife tells you she has a very bad song like elvira in her head, do not start singing it, especially if you are planning on singing the same line over and over and over again. ha ha. now you have it in your head.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=73&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i have creepy shoulders</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/08/27/i-have-creepy-shoulders/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2004 22:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m not going to get into great detail now because i don&#8217;t want to be called un-american, but i&#8217;d just like to say the sooner the olympics© end the better. (sorry kari). there is just a little too much &#8216;my country is better than your country even though i was a citizen of your country [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=72&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>what are you going to do?</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/08/22/what-are-you-going-to-do/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2004 04:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i never listened to echo and the bunnymen during their highly popular phase, and really, i&#8217;ve found that&#8217;s ok. their best song, in my humble humble opinion is what are you going to do with your life? OR rust. (titles link to large mp3s) have i become a softie? you listen and decide. i think [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=69&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>mmmmmmmm, ethan.</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/08/22/mmmmmmmm-ethan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2004 04:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is ethan in the middle of his song about mcdonalds. it&#8217;s one of my favorite things about him. his spontaneous songs. always love song style, always out of tune, always funny as hell. the best part is- as he starts singing he won&#8217;t look at me, because he&#8217;s embarrassed. then, near the end, he&#8217;ll [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=68&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>dear carbs</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/08/19/dear-carbs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2004 18:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i thought i&#8217;d drop you kids a line to let you know that despite the recent bad press you&#8217;ve all received i still love you. dear sweet pasta, bread, and wonderful wonderful sugar. dear sugar. i&#8217;m so sorry america has decided to replace you with FOUL TASTING CHEMICALS. because surely our bodies can handle CHEMICALS [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=65&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>turn it up, i DARE you</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/08/19/turn-it-up-i-dare-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2004 17:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[turn it up. go ahead. maybe instead of just pointing your speakers at my office you can bring them in here and just tape them to my head. then i can savor every second of your crappy music selections. avril lavinge is also NOT.APPROPRIATE.WORKPLACE.MUSIC. turn it up any louder and i&#8217;m sending goons. hired goons.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=64&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>nightmare inducing show, good music</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/06/21/nightmare-inducing-show-good-music/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2004 02:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[is this odd? recognize him? it&#8217;s steve, from blues clues. now he&#8217;s a rock-n-roll star. it&#8217;s odd. what&#8217;s even more odd- it&#8217;s kinda good.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=26&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>fat and fashionable</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/06/16/fat-and-fashionable/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2004 01:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[first, i think there are two other lovely young ladies who post on this site&#8230; it&#8217;s not just me i promise. second, hallelujah. (as if i could afford any of it).<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=21&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>morrissey made my salad</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/06/15/morrissey-made-my-salad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2004 00:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[morrissey works downtown. he owns a little restaurant and he smells fantastic. if you get nothing else from this website, get this. EAT AT THE ATLANTIC CAFE. everyday. there is no reason to go anywhere else. really. great food, quite cheap and you get to see and smell morrissey as he serves your food, complete [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=20&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>eviceration</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/06/15/eviceration/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2004 00:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[yesterday i talked to steve about his love troubles. (the funny thing is he has no troubles, everything is fine he just doesn&#8217;t know it.) as he was telling me about all of it i just stared at him trying to remember what that felt like. if you are single you know exactly what that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=19&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>my thoughts were so loud i couldn&#8217;t hear my mouth</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/06/07/my-thoughts-were-so-loud-i-couldnt-hear-my-mouth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2004 00:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if music gets better than this, i may need a new heart. &#8220;i like songs about drifters &#8211; books about the same, they both seem to make me feel a little less insane&#8221;&#8230; listen to more here.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=16&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>my hand turn[s] saintly on the radio dial</title>
		<link>http://twoapronstrings.wordpress.com/2004/06/04/my-hand-turns-saintly-on-the-radio-dial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2004 23:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[speaking of lyrics&#8230;for some odd reason lately i have been starved for nonsense lyric bands like rem and soul coughing. i appreciate people who appreciate the sound of a word more than the meaning. today i am going to use words that sound like my mood instead of the words i am supposed to use. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twoapronstrings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6137761&amp;post=14&amp;subd=twoapronstrings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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